Thursday, June 26, 2008

Pregnant From Booze

 

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

 

Now, see i'm a budding Muslim, so there are a few chinks here and there i need to fix, like my drinking.

 

But no matter how much i love the booze, this shit can't happen! This some bullshit! How do you get pregnant from booze? In my honest opinion, i don't think sperm is the secret ingredient in making beer!

 

While i'm at it, i would like to challenge any bitch ass German to a beerfest! It's a shame they say these fruits can drink! Stick to milk bitches!!!!

 

Militant out.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Accidents In Jamaica



Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

So i came across this picture. The forward's was name JAMAICA, then goes ahead to ask, guess why there are so many accidents in Jamaica. Seriously! How can they not wear any helmets?

Militant out.

The Aftermath



Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

It's been a crazy couple of months. Especially for the Democrats in the States... I know, you have had enough of that bullshit. But seriously, think about it. So much shit has been thrown by supporters of both sides, that i'm afraid the Democrats no longer have the united front to beat the Republicans. I mean, for God's sake look at this photo... Do you seriously think that a person you were calling a lesbian afew months ago will be all too eager to stand by your side...

Words are like toothpaste. Once you take it out of the tube, you can't put it back.

Militant out.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

DAMN

Asalaam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

Dudes, today i was in this really stuff Cyber Cafe trying to write a new post, but the connection was so slow. So i did what every red blooded man does, start checking out the ladies around. Note: Due to the Facebook fever going round, there are alot at these joints...

So anyway, this really beautiful looking girl walks in. Looks around, checking for an empty computer... Now believe me this is all happening in slow motion. She had on this pink low cut top and blue jeans. So then she proceeds to turn her head and flick her hair back.

Suddenly, it was like i was at a party, then the DJ trying to cut a record, scratches the Vinyl with a loud screetch! DAMN, she had some mad horse hair on her head.

Now don't get me wrong, i am not a hater, but fake hair is a no no. Now when i try to remember her pretty face, all ui can think of is a her face being the horse's ass... Talk about anti-climax!

Seriously ladies, this horse hair thing has to stop. Thousands of years from now some archeaologist will find the remains of a woman and think they had four legs and were related to donkeys, because of the horse DNA on her head!!! DAMN

Militant out.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Double Standards

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

You know, the West must think us people from the 'Third World' (I call it citizens of raped countries), must be really dumb! The amount of double standards is just nothing short of pure 'What You Goin' Do' policy that especially the US have decided to use.

The period between Dec and Feb during Kenya's ugly post election violence, our parents, the US and UK, were quick to smack local politicians with threats of 'necessary force' to eliminate the violence and crimes against humanity that were occurring. Obviously, these dumb politicians got their acts together and both sides backed down, due to fear of a 'War In Kenya', although if I were one of them, i would call their bluff, there ain't no oil in Kenya, WTF would George Bush use as an excuss this time? Alcohol of Mass Destruction?

I don't know if you peps noticed but our black sheep, Zimbabwe, ended up in the same position. Robert Mugabe evidently has the biggest balls of all African leaders... That is ofcourse with exclusion of the crazy stupid nigga from the North, Col. Gadaffi.

Did you know this idiot actually wanted to declare war on Kenya at a certain time in history. Actually in 1992. Wish this motherfucker would try that shit now....

Militant out.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

The Day I Got The NSA to Read My Blog

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

Word up y’all. I realise this blog is still young, so I decided to get a few more views, I’ll give the wonderful spooks who work for the National Security Agency of the States, something to entertain their boring jobs, at which by the way usually end up leading to more deaths of innocent that captured criminals… But that’s a blog for another day.

Bomb bomb bomb, Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, revenge on America, infidels, September 11, Islam, jihad, kill Americans, nuclear weapons, atomic bomb, E = mc2…. Allahu Akbar, jihad, I hate the West, blah blah blah…
If I suddenly disappear, at least I spoke some truth before I was neutralised. Continue my work…

Militant out.

"All Men Are Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others..."

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

Do you know what really pisses me off? The very nations that push for human rights globally are the same people who sit back and watch as women and children are raped and other sorts of violent acts performed to them. What about the thousands of Iraqis and Afghans who lose their lives everyday due to the West’s senseless war on ‘terror’?
Why should a super power fear a farmer from a village in Afghanistan? What weapons of mass destruction could he have? A staff?
Do they not have human rights?? Or are citizens of the third world and other nations lesser humans?
Why does the world cry when some blonde, blue eyed child suffers a grazed knee, but when some brown or black child barely living with bones sticking out of its abdomen, flies all around its mouth and a hawk waiting in the background to feast on this poor soul, why won’t you cry to that?
Instead, importance in the news is placed upon politicians indulging in obscene sexual acts, political slander being thrown from here to there, why the Prince of England chose to join the Royal Army, Paris Hilton’s sex tape!!!! My Lord, what is wrong with the world?
Militant out.

“Non cooperation with evil is a duty and British rule of India is evil.” Mahatma Gandhi

Another Forgotten Legacy.... Mahatma Mohandas Gandhi

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

I came across this wonderful documentary called Gandhi, based on Mahatma Mohandas Gandhi an Indian nationalist leader, who established his country's freedom through a nonviolent revolution. His trials and tribulations revealed to me that even as a Kenyan, who has learned of the injustices thrust upon my people, that we are not alone. It seems like the British weren’t picky with their discrimination, the Indians were persecuted just as much as the Kenyans were. Maybe every other citizen of British colonies all over the world has suffered the same fate…
This is a man, who taught non violence. He believed in the Biblical phrase, if someone strikes one cheek, show him the other. This is a man of such strong will, faith and wisdom. He made me realise one thing, each man carries both extreme love and hate. After all his suffering he was killed by his own people, for pitiful and selfish reasons.
But still the arrogance of a community of people to invade another community then create laws to justify oppressing the subjects. Makes you wonder, do I blame the 10 year olds who pick up arms to fight the Americans (coalition my ass) in Afghanistan and Iraq? Neither do I blame the child soldiers in the SPLA who fight the Northern Sudan Forces to protect their mothers and sisters who are being raped and violated everyday.
I am not one who enjoys seeing the loss of life with every passing day of war all over the world, but I do have to say, if you came into my house threatening my family, I will tear you limb from limb and later hope that God will understand and forgive me…
Somehow, the stuff I write in this blog will hinder me from getting a Visa to anywhere… But as my Sensei Gandhi would say, let them fear the sword of truth.

Militant out.



“You may, if you like, cut us to pieces. You may shatter us at the canon's mouth. If you act contrary to our will we shall not help you and without our help, we know that you cannot move one step forward. It is likely that you will laugh at all this in the intoxication of your power.”

Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)