Asaalam aleykum, my brothers and sister.
Damn! It’s been so long since I blogged!!! Damn! Anyway, a lot of shit has happened since, some of which would make an excellent read, I mean, I still don’t believe it myself... But I wouldn’t want to stoop that low. So anyway, back to shit I actually care about.
So I was watching this movie with Keri Washington and Chris Rock, I Think I Love My Wife. Definitely I wasn’t watching it for her, jeez these days she’s on everything you watch, from Aveon Flux to Hotel Rwanda... But Chris Rock is one of the illest comedians and I just had to watch something by him.
So by the title, obviously, his character is depicted as this successful black man, married to a beautiful black woman and with two wonderful kids. But problem is, they aren’t having sex. Since they got married, they only lay together when they sired their two kids... WTF?!?!?!?!
Honestly ladies, y’all need to give it up more often. That’s what will save your relationship. Fuck your man’s brains out, every time you see him, whether in the mall, at the supermarket, at the movies, in the driveway outside your house... Catch my flow?
This dumb shit y’all were lied to, that apparently the more you hold out, the more the guy will want you... HELL NAH!!!! That shit don’t work! If you don’t believe me then follow this link 6 Month Dude.
For real, I’m tired of going to a pub (yeah, I don’t like clubs much), and seeing some dude my dad’s age hitting on girls I’m with!!! WTF!?!?! And you know it’s hard to compete, the nigga has quite a supply of money and Viagra...
And dudes, honestly, that first nut is a bitch! Get it out the way, and make passionate monkey sex to your girl. And with that, I wish you all a Happy New Year! See you on the other side...
Militant out.
“Why can’t we all just get our freak on...?” Chris Tucker.
