Life As A Terrorist

Blogspot Sucks! I'm off to Wordpress

2010-04-22T02:39:00.001-07:00

Hey everyone. Due to constant failures i'm forced to move to Wordpress here's my new link El Militant

Regina Spektor - Far

2010-04-16T05:36:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Sorry I blog so irregularly. Life's been upside down for awhile. But I recently came across this album, and I really love it. It has this awesome sound combination that will just turn any gloomy day into a sunny Sunday afternoon...

You can download it for free on Regina Spektor - Far. You know how I don't believe in buying music...

Anyway enjoy, I hope it brings you atleast half the joy it has brought me...

Militant out.

Esther Arunga & The Finger Of God

2010-02-25T03:50:00.000-08:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

I was on vacation, but had to come back for this one. Esther Arunga. I've been a big fan of hers since she begun, and to see her be portrayed on telly as some religious nut-case, well, I can't stand for that. It goes against everything I believe in. So I've been doing my own investigation.

The Finger of God is an effect in observational cosmology that causes clusters of galaxies to be elongated in redshift space, with an axis of elongation pointed toward the observer. I guess that's why they chose that phrase to name their church.

The allegations that they are cultic are totally false. Yes they do not conform to the normal Christian teaching, but here's a bombshell, why do you think there are so many different denominations of Christianity? It definitely isn't because they have similar teachings.

Honestly, when I first came across this story, I was in shock and awe. It was too perfect. Things were aligning themselves abit too perfectly, just like 9/11. It seemed to me at the time, that someone, or some people had decided to shut her up. Question was, why? She's just an ordinary person. Then I watched her interview on You Tube Esther Arunga on Capital Talk and it started making sense.

Automatically my mind drifted to an article I read years ago on the Daily Nation, about Devil Worship and Cultic behavior in Kenya. Former President Daniel Arap Moi put together a task force to investigate allegations of devil worship nationwide. Of course the task force made its recommendations, and was forgotten...

Don't you find it a little convenient that Esther is being buried for having evidence about certain individuals that are in positions of power in the government... And isn't it convenient that Raila & Kibaki's squabbles about Ruto and Ongeri have suddenly disappeared from the minds of Kenyans...

That's my two sense. From now on, this blog isn't about forming an opinion for you, I will get the facts, you decide what you want to believe...

Read the results of the commission here Presidential Commission of Inquiry into the Cult of Devil Worship in Kenya

Here are a couple more sites on devil worship in Kenya. It's amazing that they're actually many... Kenya's Devils
The UNHCR had this to say UNHCR Report And the BBCBBC Report And the site that lead me to all this discovery Freemasonry Watch

Militant out.

Heshimu Punda

2010-01-03T07:21:00.000-08:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Happy New Year! Yeah i know, i've been away for a minute. But as i have been taught, a wise person listens more than he/she talks. So i've been listening, and now i think i can speak.

Honestly, people are very ungrateful. One thing people forget is, the same people you meet on your way up, you will meet them on your way down. So never think you better than the next person, or consider the person to be of lesser value than you...

I know, because i am at time guilty of the same. Sometime pride blinds me, and i am man enough to admit to my faults.

I recently concluded another relationship... Damn! I'm seeing a trend here. I'm better off being single. Coz seriously, we ain't married, so check yourself. What's with girls today? They just don't know how to play their position, that's why you have guys walking around like zombies, fucking up.

Coz honestly, if for example: My girl takes care of me, i provide for her and shit. I do not foresee any problems. But if the dude never takes care of his girl or the girl take care of her jamaa, then drama galore! I've seen people cheat for lesser reasons, as low as she's in a red dress... LOL!

But on the real, people in relationships need to know how to take care of each other. If everyone's satisfied, then ain't nothing but roses. The alternative is a stressful as a complicated child birth...

Heshimu punda. Feed the relationship, don't let it starve because you think you're the shit...

Militant out.

The Phoenix

2009-12-03T16:48:00.000-08:00

"The Lord is my light and my salvation, whom shall I fear. The Lord is my strength and my light, whom shall I be afraid", Rick Ross - Mafia Music Part 2.

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Ooooh what a feeling it is, to be writing again. My passion. Seriously, i love writing!!! I feel like i've been trapped in a void, then suddenly i got released.

Though getting to the point where i am right now, has not been a walk in the park. I've fought certain depression, from burning to the ground... I've been to hell, and now i'm back!!!

One side of the coin says, "You never know what you have until you loose it", the other side says, "When you come back to the top, vengeance shall be swift...".

I only have one statement, for anyone who is where i was... Don't be afraid of the inevitable. Don't be afraid to hit rock bottom. It's good for you. Because once you're there, it can't get any worse, so you can only get better...

And always remember, the Lord never gives you more than you can handle...

Militant out.

Militant Evolves

2009-06-25T09:28:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Well, it comes a time when one must move on to another place in their life. So i'm moving to wordpress. My new link is El Militant

I had to move, because Blogger doesn't give much in add-ins and i want to 'soup-up' my blog... So yeah. Catch you on the other side...

Oooh yeah, and thank you for being such a loyal reader... :))

Militant out.

'Death Squads'

2009-06-18T14:53:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

So yesterday during a session in the 10th Parliament, of Kenya, MP Gitobu Imanyara dropped a bombshell. He alleged, with evidence, that the first family had hired a 'Death Squad' to kill him, amongst other prominent members of parliament, such as former Justice and Constitutional Affairs Minister, Martha Karua.

He unleashed a letter, that circulated parliament, directly implicating the first family in an assassination attempt. Apparently, the only thing that saved him, probably was because, and this is all unsubstantiated so don't quote me, Major General Hussein Ali, out beloved Police Commissioner, refused to, in the words of Kiraitu Murungi, 'tow the line'.

Now, i wouldn't put it past the first family. Here's a little trip down memory lane if you don't remember. Gitobu Imanyara came to brighter light, when he was apparently slapped by First Lady, Lucy 'Crackhead' Kibaki in the halls of the State House.

He, being the lawyer that he is, threatened to sue. But instead he settled for a traditional appeasing, which the first family had to buy him a goat. That proves history.

To prove capability, lemme refer you to Paul Muite. He, during the 5th anniversary of the Standard raid, by President Kibaki's henchmen, said a couple of words that painted the first family in a bad light. Apparently, the Standard was raided because they were about to run a story about Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka's visit to Tanzania, to meet President Jakayo Kikwete, but the juicy part is, the meeting was supposed to be secret.

Remember the raid was right before the 2007 elections, and as you may know, the political heavyweights always play their cards close to their chest. So it didn't sit well with the government for the story to be blown in the news.

Anyway, back to the point. Paul Muite, during the anniversary, brought up this issue, which the government thought it had avoided. Suffice to say, the next time we heard about him, he was representing mungiki leader Maina Njenga. Now think about it. Why would a prominent lawyer represent a 'criminal' (i think he's a scapegoat)??

You guessed it. For protection... Against whom, you may ask... The dreaded first family!

As to prove motive, i would beg your indulgence. Gitobu Imanyara and Martha Karua share one thing in common. They are prominent leaders in Central Kenya. We all know about the Mount Kenya Mafia.

Now, consider an allegiance such as Kiraitu Murungi & Uhuru Kenyatta. The common denominator here is that they all serve in government, and play in Kibaki's little chess game. Uhuru is set up to run for president come 2012, and this time, he stands a good chance of winning. But he won't if the Kikuyu vote is split, thanks to Martha Karua not 'towing the line'. The same political strategy that keeps Raila Odinga in power. Kiraitu thinks he could make it to Prime Minister, but he can't because of the competition from Gitobu Imanyara.

We're are going back to the politics that lead to the many deaths of African freedom fighters across the continent. The same politics that keeps dictators in power. Divide and rule, if there's any actual competition in the bunch, kill them off...

Is this what Nelson Mandela spent eternity in jail for? Is this what Patrice Lumumba sacrificed his life for? Only time till tell...

Militant out.

WTF???

2009-06-18T14:01:00.001-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

I was cruising the net for a couple of pics for my next post when i came across this article. Take a read and tell me what you think. The Hypocrisy of Democracy

Post Election Violence

2009-06-16T08:18:00.001-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

I've tried to ignore it, but this dude is on all stations. Current President of the Republic of Iran, Ahmadinejad is the most paid-attention-to person at the moment.
Apparently Iran is involved in the enrichment of weapons grade uranium... Well i don't buy that. Neither did i but the late Sadam Hussein's apparent weapons of mass destruction. Can the idiots in Washington please stop feeding us all this bull shit to justify their continued colonial ways, and can the media pull their heads out of the Washington diarrhea bucket, and actually do some independent investigation to some of these allegations...

Or is it that it isn't an American that's being accused of this, so they don't care... Because last night, i was watching a show on CNN, Political Mann... Where he was verifying accusations by Republicans and Democrats, both in statements and mud slinging.

I don't need to point how full of shit the Republicans are... Seriously! Anyway, apparently Ahmadinejad stole the election... I find that hard to believe. Maybe Mousavi is just a sore looser... I mean, the opposition couldn't find a piece of evidence, save for a couple Mousavi supporters who say government soldiers actually told them to count one Ahmadinejad vote for every Mousavi vote...

Or maybe it is true. I mean, he didn't steal the election the Kibaki (read stupid) way. Goes to show, there isn't much difference between the developed but oppressed world and the oppressed world... I thought this shit only happened in Africa...

But what i love most about Ahmadinejad is that, in every interview he has with foreign (West) media, he always has to mention a number of things:

a). The West are sanctioning Iran for nothing
b). The West hired the goons who assasinated Iran's Imad Mughniyeh
c). Iran is not in pursuit of nuclear weapons
d). Last but not least, that Israel is the devil

Hahahaha... But honestly, is it me or is every 6th Mousavi supporter a woman? Apparently Ahmadinejad is quite the chauvinist. But what would you expect from a dude who held a speech at Columbia University, he denied having homosexuals in his country...

Personally, i respect whoever stands up to the West, and their colonial ideals and ways. I think it's very hypocritical for them to preach democracy when they don't even practice it. George Bush rigged the 2002 elections, the US has been caught pants down, participating in extrajudicial killings across the globe, through it's 'covert' unit, the CIA, amongst other agencies who's names never reach the eyes and ears of us common folk.

If the West is so fixed on freedom of expression, upholding the rule of law, and freedom of movement, then why was Ahmadinejad denied access to ground zero? I mean, i say fuck the Jewish government, they are fucking mass murderers! Ahmadinejad denies the holocaust ever took place. Mmmhhhh... Maybe... I question alot more things, the Lunar landing, Kennedy's assasination, 9/11, and the list goes one...

Read for yourself and tell me what you think "The Nuclear Sphinx of Tehran"

Militant out.

Guess Who's Back

2009-06-15T12:15:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

It's been a minute since i last actually wrote something substancial. Guess alot has happened in my life since then. Went through an extremely painful breakup, only to meet someone special.

I can say, with great humility, that we mere mortals cannot fathom the plans of our Creator (whoever you may believe he/she/it is...) I dunno, lately i feel so open to new ideas, that it's amazing.

I have almost given up all that is militant, for the sake of all that is peaceful, wise, effective and timeless. I feel like El Malik El Shahbazz (Malcolm X, for all you ignoranus), after he came back from his pilgrimage to Mecca, Lord rest his soul.

There are alot of things we question in life. From our basic existence, to our survival. But somehow i cannot shake this feeling... Native Indians used to put their ear to the ground, when they sensed something was coming.

I can't remember exactly who it was, but in Kenyan history, there was a spiritual leader who predicted the coming of what he called, the 'Iron Horse', with pale faced men... Something's up. The cosmos isn't balanced... Mmhhh....

As i ponder on this predicament, hopefully i'll come up with a better blog. Till then,

Militant out.

e-Conpersons

2009-05-14T08:16:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

I came across this, just thought i should share...

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So i have doctored any links to my actual address, but i intentionally left out this asshole's address... As soon as i learn how to send an email bomb, this nigga is dead...! Peace out.

Note: Coming soon, 'War Against Museveni'.

Militant out.

Sex Boycott...

2009-05-08T07:35:00.000-07:00

Asalaam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

It's been awhile. Alot has happened. But amongst those, was something i have tried my hardest to avoid talking about. So i won't, but i will leave you with this article Nation News Reporter

Militant out.

"The Man" Back At It

2009-03-17T04:39:00.000-07:00

Asalam alyekum, my brothers and sisters.

So President of Sudan (Northern), Omar Al Bashir, has been indicted to the International Court of Justice for crimes against humanity, committed in the western region of Sudan, Dar fur. Well, i don't blame them, this nigga has pulled some serious stunts.

There have been over 100,000 killings of innocent civilians in the fighting in that region. His use of his personal militia, aka Janja Weed, has occasioned the international community to take a closer look at his activities...

Though this "closer look", has come a tad bit too late. I mean, did you have to wait till it was declared a genocide by most aide agencies???? Ooohh, i forgot. It's just a bunch of Africans killing themselves. Who gives a damn.

The West learnt a valuable lesson from the days of the Jewish holocaust. To never let such an event ever transpire... Since 1945, all sorts of treaties and agreements were signed, to prevent genocide from transpiring ever again. Mmmhhh... Wasn't the genocide in Rwanda in 1994...???? Or is it African's are at the bottom of "The Man's" list of priories. We're fighting for last place with, who won the last season of America's Got Talent...

Anyway back to the issues at hand. The ICJ has a warrant out for Al-Bashir's arrest. In response, he expelled a bunch of aide agencies out of Dar fur, for apparently conducting intelligence gathering activities. Though, this brings up a whole lot of questions, like what intelligence would they be gathering, and do you have something to hide...

But anyway, "The Man" has been at this sort of intelligence gathering since before colonisation (read rape) of Africa. Lemme take you way back, remember the arrival of missionaries to Africa (to spread the word of God to the savages, i dunno if they realised this but Jesus for a period of time actually lived in Ethiopia, it's even mentioned in the Bible).

Now the story goes like this, some missionaries couldn't conduct their activities in peace due to travelling through hostle territories, so they ran back to their host countries, and begged their governments to help them out. Now the only way for a government to declare war upon another region, would be if there was an actual gross violation of human rights, and there was some resources that will pay for such a campaign. (refer to the cause of war in Iraq.)

What happened next, is what's scaring Al-Bashir shitless. These European governments sent these "missionaries" of intelligence gathering missions, plus it didn't hurt that the government also was paying the bill of their little expeditions...

If you don't believe me, then who discovered the source of the Nile River???? The 14 falls??? I mean, us Africans knew already where the Nile came from and where it went, we didn't need some dumbass selfish prick coming to tell us what we already knew!!

So anyway, as much as i do not support Al-Bashir's assassination of my people, i do not support the Western world's methods, food for intelligence approach, to apparently "solve African problems".

If they truly had good intentions for Africa, Somalia would not be a failed state! Why Sudan??? Does it have anything to do with it being an African country with a huge Arab population?? Maybe it's the oil, which the Sudan government has signed contracts with the Chinese government to drill and process... Or do they actually care about the poor people being killed in Dar fur and the very volatile peace treaty between North and South Sudan... I highly doubt it.

If i had my way, i would assemble my troops, invade Southern Sudan and make it part of Kenya. I mean, we already have the largest population of Sudanese refugees, let's just let them call Kenya home. My next conquest would be Somalia, though i would allow them to implement Sharia Law. Why should we force them to use a law system based on Christian ideologies which have been proven to be incorrect both logically an historically...

Then i would invade Uganda. That dude just pisses me off!!! Then i would not invade Tanzania, but i would request them to unify with the greater Kenya, and for the EAC. And if anyone has a problem with that, then i suggest you pray i never run for president of this great nation, or rise the ranks in the military to Chief of General Staff...

Militant out.

Women Of The 21st Century

2009-03-17T03:08:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Sorry i haven't posted in a while, but as Bella said, when in a relationship, the dynamics of inspiration change. Plus you can't really express yourself (read talk shit) like you would love to...

Anyway, back to the matter at hand. Women of the 21st century, are becoming nothing short of a pain in the butt. I'm referring to Kenyan women, currently in Kenya. Whom i have had the unpleasant pleasure of meeting.

First of all, why is it assumed that i, as a man, will automatically be a gentleman? I mean, i am, but don't expect it! It's supposed to be a surprise!!! And i am to get recognised for it!!

Everytime you take a walk through town, a woman will out of the blue, walk right infront of you. And then give you one of those looks, you know, like she just farted, and the smell is making her face get all folded up!!!

Honestly ladies, if i may use the term loosely, it wouldn't kill you to have a little tact!

By the way, you can catch me on facebook through this link --> Militant

Militant out.

The Bro Code

2009-03-15T12:23:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sister.

Due to recent demand, i've realised that women are lost, and so are a lot of guys on proper etiquette, when it comes to bros. For women, this is a look into the behavior and principle of male deeds, while for guys, this is a guide to avoid getting you're nuts punched. Observe...

Preamble to the Bro Code

Once the contract of becoming bros is made, verbal, written or otherwise, the bro code comes into effect.

Bros will not be assumed to be exclusive unless each has explicitly granted the other exclusive Bro rights. If a Bro is not exclusive then a Bro may have more than one Bro. However, upon becoming exclusive, said Bro must break any Bro ties with all other Bros.

Article 1:
Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

Article 2:
Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.

Article 3:
If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.

However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.

Article 4:
Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game.

Article 5:
You must never own a cat.

New amendment to this rule: A Bro may never own more than 2 cats, but only if they adhere to the Bro Code

Article 6:
If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:

1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
2. Your acquaintances.
3. Your co-workers.
4. The mailman.
5. The UPS guy.
6. NASA.
7. John Kerry.
....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.

Article 7:
You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more.

Article 8:
Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.

Article 9:
If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once. The Bro with the better paying job is required to buy the first round. If the other Bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended yet in the long run these drinks must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering.

Article 10:
There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.

Article 11:
If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.

Article 12:
Standard shotgun rules are as follows.

A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car.
B. Shotgun must be called outside.
C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes.
D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride.

Article 13:
NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection).

Article 14:
It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."

Article: 15:
Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares.

Article 16:
Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team.

Article 17:
When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.

Article 18:
Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.

Article 19:
Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.

Article 20:
Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone.

Article 21:
In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.

Article 22:
A Bro should not sing and dance at the same time

Article 23:
A Bro should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime.

Article 24:
Men do not lie about their age.

Article 25:
A Bro should not swing his arms when he is walking.

Article 26:
A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight. A Bro must never hesitate before communicating the possibility of fisticuffs between two humans of the female variety [[HENCEFORTH "GIRL FIGHT"]], in an effort to make possible and probable that another Bro or Bros can partake in observation. A timely manner is open to interpretation based on the initial Bro's viewing and processing of the potential feminine conflagration. Said Bro must use any and all methods of media distribution at his disposal, including but not limited to: telecommunications, elbow nudging, fiber optics, the Broney express, and postcards. If an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight firsthand, the spotter Bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video*, or barring any other reasonable method, interpretive dance and/or pantomime. Tabling Bro obligations to witness a XX chromosomal scuffle is not only condoned, but encouraged, and in some cases, required. Please refer to the Brobligation rubric as elucidated in AMENDMENT 83: "The REALLY hot sister and other hump trumps."

Article 27:
A Bro should never carry a woman's handbag

Article 28:
A Bro should never go tanning.

Article 29:
No Bro should dye their hair

Article 30:
A Bro should never refer to an athlete as a "stud"

Article 31:
A Bro should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.

Article 32:
A Bro should not "pop" his collar.

Article 33:
A Bro should not speak more than two languages.

Unless

1. He has lived for a minimum of 9 months in a country whose main language is one of those languages
2. He uses the extra language as a means of picking up women who only speak that language
3. His job requires him to know more than 2 languages
4. It is a means of only to impress women and nothing else

If in the occurrence that a Bro knows more than 2 languages, it is the given right for said bro to invite other bros to parties where this language is spoken, having said bro escort and be the official bilingual wingman.

Article 34:
Bro’s cannot make eye contact during a “devil’s threeway” (two dudes.)

Article 35:
A Bro should never say "it's to die for"

Article 36:
A Bro should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat.

Article 37:
A Bro should not wear an ascot.

Article 38:
A Bro should never use the following words: fantabulous, ginormous & fierce.

Article 39:
A Bro should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.

Article 40:
A Bro should never "sip" and alcoholic drink through a straw

Article 41:
A Bro should never wear a blouse.

Article 42:
If you are not living with a girl you should not have tampons in your bathroom.

Article 43:
A Bro should not wear crocs.

Article 44:
A Bro should not wear a leotard or do pirouettes.

Article 45:
A Bro should never wear a sweater over his shoulders

Article 46:
A Bro should not eat grapes from the vines

Article 47:
A Bro should never rollerblade

Article 48:
The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone

Article 49:
If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.

Article 50:
A Bro should never, ever wear capri pants.

Article 51:
A Bro should not wear flip flops with a suit.

Article 52:
No Bro should wear a speedo to the beach

Article 53:
A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection. In the event that one Bro finds himself lacking the necessary prophylactic accoutrements needed to complete the act of coitus in a safe and effective manner, he is in the right to expect his Bro will use all measures within or without his means to provide the aforementioned prophylactic in a timely yet discreet fashion. When a Bro signals his need using previously agreed upon code words and/or body signage, it is understood that his Bro will discontinue all present activity [excepting the act of coitus itself [whereby which Bro vows to finish as quickly as possible]], in order to respond with a panoply of options at Bro-in-need's location. A Bro must patronize the most rapid method of transportation available while endeavoring to assist his Bro. In no instance may a two-wheeled bicycle be used* as this is not only humiliating, but also potentially harmful to the perineum - a zone of tissue perilously adjacent to noted sexual organs. In the event that a state, federal, international, or galactic law is breached due to recklessness, unacceptable levels of speed, and/or the hijacking of an airborne vehicle(s), it is understood that the primary Bro will shoulder any associated legal fees or fines. However, any costs or damages incurred from the use of public transportation are the responsibility of the secondary Bro alone as this is an instance of Quid Pro Bro. Upon arrival at the primary Bro's location, the secondary Bro must exercise complete discretion so as not to disrupt the primary Bro's "flow." It is understood that a Bro will engage in all training necessary to achieve this objective, including, at minimum, a five month Ninjitsu curriculum mastering the twin arts of stealth and secrecy.** Once the primary Bro has been supplied with the necessary prophylactic(s), the Brocedure is deemed complete upon exchange of the traditional, though in this case silent, "high five." Tacit in this unspoken ritual is the understanding that said episode will never be spoken of again, unless it's part of an awesome story. * Unless a bicycle is the ONLY form of transportation, as in some Cambodian villages **

Article 54:
No Bro should make a kissing face in a photo.

Article 55:
No Bro should wear girl jeans

Article 56:
A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it's cool.

Article 57:
A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro/chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

Article 58:
If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro's girlfriend's birthday and/or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks his Bro already knows.

Article 59:
One Bro makes a solo attack.
A Second Bro provides a crutch,
A third Bro rounds out the pack,
But a fourth Bro is one too much

Article 60:
Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girls wildly unattractive friend/cousin/sister.

Article 61:
A Bro shall honor thy father and mother

Article 62:
In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo(rock paper scissors) shall determine the outcome

Article 63:
In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in any capacity, including but not limited to; the high-five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteus pat. Winking is also a no no.

Article 64:
A Bro must provide his Bro to a ticket to an event if said event involves the second Bro's favorite sports team in a playoff scenario

Article 65:
A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among Bros with the proviso that no existing wager supercedes this purchase and exchange of spirits.

Article 66:
If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than "that sucks, Bro" and copious quantities of beer. A Bro will also refrain from pejorative commentary - deserved or not - regarding said lady friend for a period of three months, when the requisite BACKSLIDE WINDOW has closed.

Article 67:
Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing , another Bro shall point out that he is a tool

Article 68:
If a Bro be on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possible to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work; or temporary immigration to a foreign country.

Article 69:
No Bro should ever get a pedicure

Article 70:
A Bro should never highlight his hair.

Article 71:
A Bro should not talk to another Bro in the bathroom.

Article 72:
A Bro should never sing show tunes.

Article 73:
A Bro should never eat out of another Bro's hands.

Article 74:
Two men should not share an umbrella.

Article 75:
A Bro should not have "an outfit".

Article 76:
A Bro should not wear a white belt.

Article 77:
A Bro never cries. Unless it’s regarding Article 31.

Article 78:
A Bro should never wiggle out of a pair of pants.

Article 79:
No Bro can hit another Bro in the groin unless victim Bro has broken the Bro code.

Article 80:
A Bro may never seek entertainment from professional women's sports. Unless said entertainment be comedic or physical e.g. gymnastics, beach volleyball

Article 81:
What happens between bros stay between bros...
also known as the what happens in vegas stays in vegas rule and the what happens on tour stays on tour rule

Article 82:
If a Bro catches another Bro in plagiarism - albeit awesome plagiarism - a Bro shall be required to ask the Bro to cite his source.

Article 83:
A Bro can not cock-block another Bro UNLESS sleeping with said girl would break a Bro code.

Article 84:
Love thy neigh-Bro

Article 85:
No bros night out can start with "the wife put out some cheese" and end "with everyone at home by eleven, booya."

Article 86:
If said bros is lost to a relationship, they must void all rights to use the bros code for any purpose and are rightfully subjected to any and all humorous ploys made to said post-bros by previous bros.

Article 87:
A Bro shall at all times say 'Yes'.

Article 88:
Any bros who notice a fellow bros passed out at any social gathering due to drug or alcohol consumption, is obligated to take humiliating photo's and/or videos of the passed out bros; unless said bros has consumed a whiskey, rum, scotch or other hard liquor to an excess of a ratio of: once ounce:3kg of body mass (7lbs imperial)

Article 89:
"A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro." Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia, and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom. [[NOTA BENE: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a 9 or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.]] Should a Bro discover his Bro is in fact adopted, he is free to pursue his Bro's adoptive mother, but only after first corroborating non-biological parentage through notarized birth certificates, hospital records, or comparative dioxyribonucleic acid gel electrophoresis, whichever is easiest. Since the adopted Bro cannot legitimately claim to have shared a canal with his Bro, ARTICLE 89 expressly prohibits the adopted Bro from invoking the Sloppy Second clause in any related filings with the International Court of Bros. Though the mom of a Bro is always off limits, the step-mom of a Bro is allowed if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing. If she looks good in it.

Article 90:
No bros should know any fellow bros weight for any reason. Previous bros code stipulation should only have an assumed weight. If the assumed weight is on the turning point of humility and peace, humility over-rides

Article 91:
When bros are up for the same promotion/job position and are subjected to interviews, bros in a prior interview must alert bros of any and all trick questions they can remember. This ensures all bros get an equal chance at the position/title because it is well known fact that the bros performing the interview wants to get the process over as quick as possible and the only way for a fair chance is to make all subsequent bros seem better.

Article 92:
When a bros introduces a fellow bros to their hot female friend, the introducer has the rights to the girl. The introduced bros can only attempt to get the girl if the introducer bros gives his consent.

Article 93:
If any bros acts out of line and defies any bros code during a multiple bros conversation with any number of girls, the other bros have the right to tell any humiliating stories and facts about said bros for the purpose of ruining said bros chances with the girl(s).

Article 94:
Should a Bro (1st, 2nd or 3rd) be hooking up with an unattractive woman, the Bro that notices this must do all in their power to stop said Bro from closing the deal, unless they are helping another Bro with Article 60.

Article 95:
Any girl passing out in a non-bedroom designated area of a dwelling occupied by more than one bros is not up for grabs under any circumstances. Additionally, said girl can be subjected to humiliating photos as long as other bros are alerted to its undertaking

How many have YOU broken???

Militant out.

Utopia

2009-02-02T08:40:00.000-08:00

"We were promised a better life in home countries/We were told privatising water and electricity would make things run more efficiently/Instead the quality remained almost the same/And the price was increased until it became an unaffordable luxury/Some corporations are more efficient than government/But their motivation is not the health or wellbeing of people/It's only about profit/Everything else, their image, their human resources, their public relations/Only exist to protect the reality behind it...", Immortal Technique - Open Your Eyes.

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Awhile back, Bella and I were having one of those arguments. He, as usual was going against everything I support. From democratic elections to politicians. Don't get it wrong, I don't believe in most politicians, but there are the select few, that I applaude their effort in the world. Like the one I've spoken most frequently about, President Barrack Hussein Obama.

Then, for once, we actually came to an amicable solution. He suggested, that they should run government just like they run companies. With a CEO, appointed by a board of directors from all over the country. With different provinces broken to departments, and citizens as staff.

I know I've over quoted Immortal, but this guy if fucking brilliant! It's like what's in my heart, comes out his mouth (Nullus). But you know, think about it.

Basically, the government only exists to protect and serve its people. And with that, we are bound to failing government, till the day someone will be heroic enough to sacrifice his or her ambitions, goals and achievements, and take the realm. Hopefully, ushering in a new generation of governance.

Our very own Barrack (Yes, we are on a first name basis, plus the NSA have deleted their file on me...). But is there such a person? Definitely, it can't be me. I'm what most American government institutions would call, an unstable extremist... Why? Because I dare to dream?

Dream of a day when there will be no famine or hunger in Africa? A day when Muslims, Christians, Hindus, Sikhs, Atheists and even Scientologists, can live together in peace? A day with no war in Africa or the Middle East? A day when a person doesn't have to steal to feed his family? A day with no deaths from HIV/AIDS? A day when the Centre for Disease Control (CDC) doesn't conduct it's human testing on poor, unsuspecting Africans....

Yeah. They do. Why do you think there's a CDC logo on the side of every Red Cross tent, next to the Donate Blood sign...?

Utopia... I guess I've given the NSA enough keywords for them to abduct me (alien style), so lemme wake from this dream, and go back to the harsh reality, that is life...

"The only true meaning of life, is death...", Denny Crane.

Militant out.

GUANTANAMO BAY

2009-01-25T15:11:00.000-08:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Well, as was expected, with the US under an African ruler, things were going to change. I mean, that was the central theme of his whole campaign. Which I applaud most of his efforts and promises. But he shouldn’t make the mistake of sending home suspects held in Guantanamo Bay.

Yeah, I know that’s kinda strange coming form me, but indulge me. I do not support the existence of that death camp; neither do I support what goes on inside it. But one thing remains certain. Bush fucked up.
Since those suspects are already there, and recently, I think two of them were finally tried before a judge and jury, for the 9/11 attacks.

Honestly, whether or not they are innocent isn’t the issue. When you take a dog, forgive the metaphor, and treat it like it was some wild animal, eventually, it will become a wild animal.

The amount of torture those suspects have gone through, is beyond my comprehension. Two Kenyans were abducted from Mombasa awhile back, I mean, what kind of leader would sanction his/her citizens to be tortured in some other country, but that’s an argument for another day. Anyway, when these poor Kenyans were finally let go, well, let’s just say they didn’t come back the same.

All I’m saying is, these people should be counselled and the American government do whatever they can to kiss their asses. Otherwise, you just gave 60 angry Muslims enough ammunition to go back to their country and preach hatred towards the US. And I don’t know if you’ve heard of this new method of marketing most companies are employing these days. Whereby, they use the customers to spread the good word about their product.

Well, these 60, who will prolly be recruited by Al Qaeda, or form their own extremist organisation, and train other subjects, from their own first hand experience, about how the US foreign policy is really implemented... Otherwise, the circle just keeps going... And guess who pays for it? You, me and other defenceless women and children.

Militant out.

New World Order

2009-01-20T10:20:00.000-08:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

So i just watched the inauguration ceremony and President Barrack Hussein Obama delivered a very powerful speech. Citing different topics, from the world economy, to Afghanistan and Iraq.

I can't lie, this is the greatest day in history. Here's a quote from the speech:

"... 60 years ago, my father could not get service in a restaurant, and today, i stand before you taking an oath..."

But i just realised one thing. Black Americans (not to be confused with African Americans) are a bunch of douches (most not all, don't get it twisted). I mean, it took Barrack Obama senior, to leave Kogelo, travel to Hawaii, sire a son, and skive, for black people to be really emancipated????

These niggas couldn't find one amongst them, with a good head on his shoulders, and achieve this? Not that i do not appreciate what other freedom fighters and movements have done for the black cause, but ain't it abit late???

I mean, it's friggin 2009! What's wrong with us black people? Why do we suffer the "Messiah Syndrome"? Always waiting for someone else to come save us from our suffering???

Why can't we take responsibility into our own hands, and take action???? I'll leave you to ponder that...

Militant out.

3rd World

2009-01-15T05:35:00.000-08:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sister.

Well, right now, i'm going through some thang's and i don't want to burden anyone with my shit. But as a side note, i finally got my ass to listen to the 3rd World album, by Immortal Technique. Shit!!!! I had heard some rumours, but thought he would turn out to be like Jay Z (read disapointment). So my favourite track is this. I cannot add anything...

Immortal Technique and DJ Green Lantern

Third World mother fuckers!

I'm from where the gold and diamonds are ripped from the earth
right next to the slave castles where the water is cursed
from where police brutality's not half as nice
and makes the hood in America look like paradise
compared to the AIDS-infested Caribbean slum
African streets where the passport's an American gun
from where they massacre people and try to keep it quiet
and spend the next 25 years tryin' to deny it
I'm from where they cut your hands off if you make a fist
and niggas throw coca cause the job market doesn't exist
except slave labor modern day company store
and peace keeper's don't ever ever ever come here no more
from where the bombs that they used to drop on Vietnam
*Steal* us children born deformed eight months before they born
I'm from where they lost the true meaning of the Qur'an,
'cause heroin is not compatible with Islam.
And niggas know that, but throw that poppy seed anyway,
'cause that food drop parachute does not come everyday.
I'm from where people pray to the gods of their conquerors and practically,
Every *president's a* money launderer.
I'm from the only place democracy is acceptable,
Is if America candidate is electable.
And they might even have a black president, but he's useless,
'Cause he does not control the economy stupid!

Lock and load your gun, where I'm from: the Third World son,
Been to many places but I'm Third Torld-born.
Guerrillas hit and run where I'm from: the Third World son.
You polluted everything, and now the Third World's gone.
The waters poisoned where I'm from son,
Seven hundred children die by the end 'this song.
Revolution'll come, where I'm from: the Third World son.
Constant occupation, leaves the Third World torn.

I'm from where the catholic churches are some racist shit.
They helped Europe and America rape this bitch.
They pray to white Spaniard Jesus, who's face is this
But never talk about the black Pope Gelasius
I'm from where soviet weapons still decide elections.
Military is like the mafia: you pay for protection.
*catamite* sex toys, is what the country sells,
And rich white businessmen make the best clientèle.
I'm from where they too pussy to come film Survivor .
And they murder Coca-Cola union organizers.
I'm from where the justice system

(spanish)

cause Rico laws don't apply to the CIA
and mother fuckers make sneakers for a quarter a day
I'm from where they overthrow democratic leaders
not for the people but for the Wall Street Journal readers
from where blacks, indigenous peoples and Asians were once
slaves of the Caucasians and it's amazing how they trained them
to be racist against themselves in a place they were raised in
and you kept us caged in
destroyed our culture and said that you civilized us
raped our woman and when we were born you despised us
gentrified us?????
and crucified every revolutionary messiah
so Ima start a global riot
that not even your fake
anti-communist dictators can keep quiet
fuck your charity medicine, try to murder me
the immunizations you gave us were full of mercury
so now I see the Third World like the rap game soldier
nationalize the industry and take it over!

Lock and load your gun, where I'm from: the Third World son,
Been to many places but I'm third world-born.
Guerrillas hit and run where I'm from: the Third World son.
You polluted everything, and now the Third World's gone.
The waters poisoned where I'm from son,
Seven hundred children die by the end 'this song.
Revolution'll come, where I'm from: the Third World son.
Constant occupation, leaves the Third World drone.

So She's Underage...

2009-01-01T02:51:00.000-08:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

So yesterday, i went for this supposed New Years party, which the host ends up leaving (which didn't make any sense), but anyway, at the party, i met this young girl, let's call her Patricia.

So Patty, is quite pretty. Well spoken. Interesting. But she is 17. Now ordinarily, the alarms would go off, with me hollaing Statutory Rape. But, she seems like a girl i could actually have a conversation, 'coz with the women i know already, lemme not even go there.

So anyway, i start thinking. What if? What if i took her home? What if i actually got into a relationship with this girl? What would happen? Then it hit me. When i was her age, my sisters used to call it, the "Fall In Love" age.

So, with my extreme charm and damaging good looks, i would most probably wipe the poor girl off her feet! Before she noticed, she would be in the clouds, fantasising about how many children we could have...

And when i finally decide to leave, which would be inevitable, she would be totally crushed... And i wasn't about to go through that cycle just for one night of really good sex. So i decided, it wasn't worth it, and continued sipping my drink, as i watched people act themselves out... Which wasn't that interesting. I would rather have sex....

Militant out.

S.E.X.

2008-12-30T12:08:00.000-08:00

Asaalam aleykum, my brothers and sister.

Damn! It’s been so long since I blogged!!! Damn! Anyway, a lot of shit has happened since, some of which would make an excellent read, I mean, I still don’t believe it myself... But I wouldn’t want to stoop that low. So anyway, back to shit I actually care about.

So I was watching this movie with Keri Washington and Chris Rock, I Think I Love My Wife. Definitely I wasn’t watching it for her, jeez these days she’s on everything you watch, from Aveon Flux to Hotel Rwanda... But Chris Rock is one of the illest comedians and I just had to watch something by him.

So by the title, obviously, his character is depicted as this successful black man, married to a beautiful black woman and with two wonderful kids. But problem is, they aren’t having sex. Since they got married, they only lay together when they sired their two kids... WTF?!?!?!?!

Honestly ladies, y’all need to give it up more often. That’s what will save your relationship. Fuck your man’s brains out, every time you see him, whether in the mall, at the supermarket, at the movies, in the driveway outside your house... Catch my flow?

This dumb shit y’all were lied to, that apparently the more you hold out, the more the guy will want you... HELL NAH!!!! That shit don’t work! If you don’t believe me then follow this link 6 Month Dude.

For real, I’m tired of going to a pub (yeah, I don’t like clubs much), and seeing some dude my dad’s age hitting on girls I’m with!!! WTF!?!?! And you know it’s hard to compete, the nigga has quite a supply of money and Viagra...

And dudes, honestly, that first nut is a bitch! Get it out the way, and make passionate monkey sex to your girl. And with that, I wish you all a Happy New Year! See you on the other side...

Militant out.

“Why can’t we all just get our freak on...?” Chris Tucker.

The Revolution Is Here

2008-11-05T02:03:00.000-08:00

“I have a dream... That one day that my poor little children, will live in a nation where, they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character...” Martin Luther King.

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Today, I come to you with a heavy heart. Never before, have I ever witnessed such a relevant event in history. Just when we thought God had forgotten us, he sends us an angel, to save us from our own ignorance, misfortune and torture.

It’s funny, as much as there are elements in this world of ours that believe in “White Domination”, such as the KKK, all the US presidents except Thomas Jefferson weren’t pure white... An oxymoron right?

So now a biracial man with roots in two 3rd world countries, of humble upbringing, part Muslim, ends up the leader of the “Free World”. If ever the “American Dream” has ever come close to being fulfilled, well that was today.

America needed someone who has seen poverty, lived in it, risen above it, for him/her, to actually know how to approach and deal with it.

I as an African, am ecstatic, to say the least! Especially since, American foreign policy in regard to Africa, has been, “If you let our companies provide this for you, then we’ll give you grants to fight HIV/AIDS...” which I don’t even need to describe how unethical that is!!!

What happened to the times when the US would be known only to support nations that are committed to democracy? Just as my boy told me yesterday, the past 8 years have the epitome of the US’s “Hypocrisy of Democracy”.

I can only hope, “Our Son”, will not follow suite. The US, needs that change. But as he said, he will provide the environment for change. In the end, it’s up to every individual to bring the change they want in their life.

But one thing he already has achieved is giving the world hope. I mean, who ever knew a black man could beat a white supremacist party (yeah, that’s what I think about the Republican Party), in a country with 80% white dominance?

But don’t get me wrong, that’s not what I think about Senator John Mc Cain. I saw a documentary that actually answered ever single possible question I could have to both candidates. Too bad it was aired in Kenya and not where it was needed.

I actually really gained a lot of respect for Mc Cain. He isn’t the person media houses where pushing him to be. To a certain extent, I think if Hillary Clinton was the Republican candidate and Mc Cain, Obama’s opponent on the Democratic ticket, well, Obama wouldn’t have won.

Truth be told, George W. Bush (both of them) fucked up the US so badly, that it really didn’t matter who was running after them, the masses just wanted a Democrat.

Therefore, the real fight would have been during the primaries. And I can assure you, Mc Cain would’ve won... I have mad love for President Barrack Hussein Obama, but honestly, he wouldn’t have stood a chance. Real talk.

To watch the whole clip, follow this link... Martin Luther King

Militant out.

“Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!” Martin Luther King.

Is Man The New Woman?

2008-10-15T05:39:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brother and sisters.

I don't know if you've noticed, but lately, alot of women are taking high power positions, all over the country. From Martha Karua wanting to run for President in 2012, Prof. Wangari Maathai wining a Nobel Peace Prize (Note: Kibaki & Raila didn't win, maybe because the whole thing was their fault...? I'm just sayin...) and so on.

Seriously, these days, every 5th car you see is being driven by a woman. So unless ther is a female driver boom in Nairobi, i think it would be safe to assume that women are becoming very successful.

No longer, will you find a woman, waiting for her man to come home. These days, it's the men that are doing the waiting. Imagine a man, waiting for his wife to come home from work, then asks her for money...

Note i am not a chauvinist. I actually believe in equality, but not in the way you're probably thinking. Equality, as in the man provides, while the wife takes care of the family.

You know, speaking as a person who's grown up in a single parent home... Okay my dad was/is there sometimes, but he's more like the guys who come for security money every month...

Women are truly turing out to be more successful than men. Despite all the hurdles. In the mean time, what are we men doing? Getting drunk, sleeping around... Not that i'm complaining, i love drinking, though i'm cutting back, and i love strong, dominant women. I'm a mama's boy, so i seriously don't see myself kicking it with some lazy ass chic... Real talk.

Militant out.

Women & Women's Rights

2008-10-03T07:15:00.000-07:00

“Now I ain’t trying to be the greatest/I used to hate hip-hop/Yup, because the women degraded/But Too Short made me laugh/Like a hypocrite I played it/A hypocrite I stated though I only recited half/Omitting the word bitch/Cursing I would never say it/I mean a dog couldn’t relate/To the bitch I dated/Forgive my favourite word for hers and hers alike/But I heard it from a song I heard and sort’a liked...”. Lupe Fiasco – Hurt Me Soul

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Well, I recently, I have been listening to a lot of arguments about women and women’s rights. As is the status quo, it’s fashionable to call women all sorts of names... My motto is that, you shouldn’t call a woman something you wouldn’t say to your own mother. Because, whoever you’re saying it to could be someone’s sister, mother, grandmother, aunt, cousin...

But then again, I’m tired of women always playing the blame card. Every third woman you meet, will tell you the reason she wasn’t able to accomplish whatever, was because she’s a woman or because she was sexually harassed or whatever.

Note, I’m not belittling these allegations. I’m just saying, they aren’t always true. There may be just be situations which have been blown out of proportion. But then again, it may be true, because I actually know women who have experienced all sorts of discrimination.

What I’m trying to say is that women have been chasing empowerment for generations, but aren’t really doing anything about it. It’s one thing to complain about something, it’s another to actually do something about it.

Yeah, most men are chauvinist pigs, but come on. How long can you blame someone else for you not utilising your potential? What about all those women who have become very accomplished in men-dominated fields? From the first woman doctor, to the first woman member of parliament, they knew their disadvantages being female, but still came out on to.

So seriously, all this crap about being the weaker sex doesn’t have as much influence as it did back in the day. Funny thing is that, Uganda holds the record of the largest number of women MPs in Africa, and yet some other idiot banned mini skirts the other day.

Women today face the same discrimination as Blacks, Albinos, Dwarfs and any other group of people not recognised by the white world as ‘normal’. So quit whining and do something!

“Life’s a bitch, and the nigga pimping got it”. Lupe Fiasco.

Militant out.

Death

2008-09-14T23:49:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

As you may have recently realised, too many people are dying. Given, they are going back to our Father, but that doesn't make the transition any easier. So i dedicate this blog to all those who've lost a loved one... Feel free to write your RIPs.

Militant out.

Easy Cash Project

2008-09-05T03:40:00.000-07:00

Introduction:
Electronic funds transfer (EFT) have taken over from exchanging hard cash and cheques, which still remain the main sources of exchanging of money. Recently, mobile phone operator, Safaricom, made advancements in EFT by creation of the service M-PESA. As the first of its kind in the world, this is a service that allows any registered Safaricom subscriber to send and receive money, directly from their cellular phones. This has proved to be both convenient and profitable.

Statement of the Problem
Although M-PESA is available to a wide range of clients, the services offered are limited and it is not able to reach everyone. Considering the number of other services that could be offered other than just sending and receiving money, and buying airtime.

Currently there are two other mobile service providers, namely Celtel Kenya and Telkom. Clients who use these services are locked out of the use of M-PESA.

Existing Systems
Current methods of payment apart from M-PESA include bank transfers, credit and debit cards. All of which are limited to particular people, and according to their income. Credit cards on the other hand have been perceived as a preserve for the wealthy, due to the stringent requirements one has to go through to acquire one.

Concept
Easy Cash (e-Cash), proposes to be an extension of the current M-PESA service, guaranteed to put Kenya on the map.
e-Cash will have the following features:
a)Enables transfer of funds between registered mobile subscribers, no matter what operator they use.
b)Serve as a ‘mobile bank’ so to speak, and enable its clients to even pay bills such as restaurants, power, water, etc. just through the touch of a button.
c)In partnership with international money transfer services such as Western Union and Money Gram, have the potential for a client in Atlanta Georgia, USA to send a few dollars from his/her local Western Union to his/her grandmother’s mobile phone in Kisii or Kisumu, with the option of local or foreign currency.
d)Eliminate those annoying lines in banks. Just simply go to any e-Cash agent, deposit the money into your e-Cash account and send it directly to your bank account. There is also the possibility of accepting banker’s cheque too.
e)Inherit all the basic features of M-PESA, such as buying of airtime, and add on a few more that make it basically irresistible.
f)Serve as a 24 hour borderless bank, by using existing Western Union or Money Gram networks all over the globe.
g)Faster cheque processing (banker’s cheques only) than most banks.
h)Instantaneous transfer of money globally.
i)Safer mode of money transfer than credit cards.

How to Bring it into Operation
Safaricom were able to embed a menu into their SIM cards that allowed their clients to utilise this service. This could create quite an expense, in terms replacing all the subscriber’s SIM cards and issuing new ones.
Instead, we approach this from a different angle. On one hand, all new SIM cards could come equipped with the new e-Cash menu. On the other hand, clients who have cellular phones which can connect to the internet, can download the menu directly to their handsets for free, from their operator’s websites.
A central management system, will be put up to control the network, act as a database to hold all the clients’ accounts and connect to various mobile service providers, banks and money transfer companies.

Possible Risks and Limitations
A number of threats exist to this concept, that is:
a)Loss of funds due to the system being hacked or collapsing.
b)Loss of the client’s funds due to him/her sharing the secret code or PIN number.
c)Access to a client’s bank account could lead to misuse of confidential information.

Estimated Budget
The cost of developing such an expert system which will be able to intergrate with the banks’ systems, the mobile operators’ systems and the money transfer agents’ systems could fall around the area of about 10 million
This however does not including the cost of developing the menus to be embedded in the SIM cards and the menus for download, which have to be custom made for each model of mobile phone.
We could be looking at a total cost of approximately 20 million shillings.

Militant out.

The Story Of Militant: Part 1

2008-09-05T03:28:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Well, it seems like unless i explain to you how this formerly innocent altar boy ended up here, you won't understand where i'm from plus there'a some stuff i would like to get off my chest.

First of all, i'm the fourth born of a family of five, and if you know anything about large families, then you know i've had to hustle for everything i have and own. Shit, till now new stuff still jazzes me 'coz i'm not used to buying or being bought for stuff, it's been hand me down's after hand me down's...

I'm very spiritual, when i was a kid, i believe i used to talk to God almost everyday. I know what you're thinking, seriously, there are things i've been through that should have killed me, and yet here i am pissing off the government...

So anyway, some assholes say i converted to Islam because of this girl i met. Well, all i can diplomatically say is that, she may have played a role, but it wasn't so i could get into her pant... Seriously, who's that lame????

Anyway, she gave me a Quran one day, i felt like it was what my life was missing, and i guess as they say, the rest is history.

Guess what, a few days after i took my Shahada, she told me that Muslims who sin alot have an opportunity to redem themselves by introducing someone else to the religion, kinda like those piramid schemes! WTF!!!

Needless to say her and I didn't exactly work out. But hey, it was the perfect "divorce", i got to keep our child, Islam.

So anyway, i isn't hard to tell, i am a very troubled soul. But hey, we all have our skeletons, right?

I don't like attention, contrary to popular belief, despite being that everytime i decide to voice my opinion, people shut the fuck up! What can i say... But everyone around me has attention issues, and when i say everyone, i mean everyone! Yeah, you too!

I prefer to hang in the background and play the strings, but i do not manipulate people. See, when you take a drunk out of a bar and give him a Quran, he'll look at it, promise to read it, eventually.

I did. For a while, it did work out for me, till this girl decides to start making certain requests that when exactly against my new found lifestyle... So i can't say it's totally my fault that i backslid

Okay, i think i'm telling y'all too much...

Militant out.

10 Years On

2008-08-07T06:11:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

First of all, let’s have a moment of silence for all those who perished during the August 7, 1998 bombings in Nairobi and Dar es Salam.

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Secondly, if you were wondering why us, poor little Kenyans, well, August 7 1998, marked the 8th anniversary of American soldiers landing in Saudia Arabia. Remember the early 90s movie with Ice Cube, he was a marine or something... Yeah!

Screw these selfish ass, bastards that call themselves Congress!!! Do you know that the Kenyan Government for the past 10 years has been trying to get the American Government to pay victims for their personal injuries and hospital bills, but the Congress has refused each and every time.

Well, I can’t say I believe that statement 100%, but there is some truth behind it. But I can’t still believe that these people would be so self-centred, cold and such assholes, as to refuse to compensate these poor victims, who btw, were place in harm’s way because of them in the first place!!!

It’s like I’m Uchumi, then some jerk-off decides to open a Barclays Branch in my shopping mall. Then there is a robbery where people inside the Branch and the shopping mall get injured and some lose their lives. Honestly, as much as Barclays is full of douches (no offense if any of my readers are employees of Barclays, I just have issues, they trying to rob me!!!), they wouldn’t pull a fast one like that.

Screw these bastards! No I wish I were President. Now would tell Ambassador Rannenburger to move the embassy to North Eastern and if some Somali dude wants to bomb it, that isn’t my business!!!

Militant out.

Destiny

2008-08-07T06:10:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brother and sisters.

Do you wonder what your destiny could be? If there is a grand plan that you are part of? For centuries, man has been fascinated by the stars. Wondering what could be out there.

You know, there are people who every morning, look at their stars, hoping to get a heads up on what their day will be like. Others just shrug it off as just some person trying to make ends meet by selling dreams to people who are desperate to hear them.

But just maybe, what if there’s some truth behind it? For centuries, many great minds have been fascinated by the starry sky. From Nostradamus, to the “primitive” Mayan people of Central America, they all were or claimed, to be able to make predictions based on alignment of the stars.

As for myself, well, I won’t shrug off some of their findings, neither am I 100% that they are true. But one thing I do know is that our destiny is great. Each and every single one human being on this planet has a part to play in the greater plan, destiny.

So I’m not going to give up, till I fulfil mine. I hope you don’t give up on yours.

Militant out.

Do The Stereotypes Define Us?

2008-08-07T06:09:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Have you ever noticed in almost all movies and series out there, the hero or heroine of the story always has some interesting issue? From having a very troubled childhood, maybe being bullied as a kid, having some terminal disease, or being an orphan.

Then there’s the other angle of the hero or heroine, never being able to hook up with the person they “love”. From Spiderman to Batman, from Smallville to The Matrix, all the heroes in these stories had to almost sacrifice their life to be with the one they love.

Are we seriously that desperate to believe in love that we actually create all these impossible situations to satisfy our fantasy for the perfect love?

Must we believe that love is such an illusive experience, that we must suffer a hero’s fate to find it? Must we choose between life and death, or even sacrifice our destiny for love?

Must is be so hard to love? When’s the last time you saw a movie, where the hero was just some ordinary kid with extraordinary talent? Maybe one who already had a beautiful girlfriend, or let’s even push the envelope and say he’s gay.

Would that make his efforts less acceptable? Would it make all the good that he does null? I say screw the stereotypes. I want to meet an intelligent blonde, a white guy who won’t be scared to live in a predominantly black neighbourhood. An “African American” who has never been to prison. How about a tall Chinese person?

Do these stereotypes define us?

Militant out.

What's Right and What's Wrong

2008-08-07T06:08:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

I was watching this movie that just came out, with Katt Williams, Ice Cube and Tracy Morgan just to mention a few. Basically, Ice Cube has to try and stop his son from moving to another state with his baby mother since, apparently, ex-convicts can’t travel out of the state or something like that.

Anyway, it got me thinking. When do you say someone’s crossed the line? A man who robs a store to feed his starving family, and a man who robs the same store to enrich himself, in the eyes of the law, is there a right or a wrong?

A few years back, there was an article in the paper, where an elderly man was convicted for robbery with violence, for stealing his neighbours chicken. So you know, in Kenya such a sentence earns you the death penalty. Despite there not being any official killings since the 1982 coup.

Personally, I don’t think the judge morally should have passed that judgment. I believe he should have been judged based on intention and not act alone. We can’t view the world in black and white; there are a lot of grey areas.

Would you blame me for crawling into your house and stealing your money, if I had family to feed? What’s if I did it to enrich myself? Think about it…

Militant out.

Commando In Nairobi

2008-07-11T02:21:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

It's been a weird couple of days. Yesterday i decided to be adventureous and went to town commando. For those who don't know what this means, it's when you don't wear any underwear/boxers/male or female thong's, whatever turns you on...

It's quite a fuilfilling feeling... So free, the passing breeze going between you legs, gently stroking your balls... It's a great feeling. Till that cold breeze crosses your butt crack... You suddenly get this feeling like someone has been all this time staring at your butt crack. A habit i have attained... What can i say? There's something amazing about a woman's butt crack.

So anyway, the worst thing is when your sitting there, free willy, then this fine ass girl sits right next to you, wearing this low cut top (note: these tops don't make any sense, they only cover the nipples, so why not just walk around topless? Our ancestors did...), a short skirt with a slit till an inch away from her waist, and fuck her shoes, i din't get all the way down there...

NOTE: This did not happen, i'm just giving you a situation... Yeah, i have a very interesting imagination...

Anyway, this is the only time you'll say anything positive about Kenyan roads... We hit some serious pothole, the bus naturally jumps in the air, now this part, it like time slow down...

Her tits, due to Newton's Second Law of Motion: A body at rest or in motion, stays at rest or in motion, until an external force acts upon it. In other words, inertia...

There in the air, shake alittle, then come down gracefully. Now i don't care you could be the pope himself, every straight man will immediately get turned on by this! Except the gay guys, and i wasn't talking to y'all, i'll get to you later.

Shit, i think i'll just end it right here.

Militant out.

The Inverse Crab Effect

2008-07-11T02:12:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brother and sisters.

I guess most of you have been paying attention to recent events. Apparently, our Finance Minister, Mr. Amos Kimunya, is under investigations for corruptly disposing of the Grand Regency Hotel.

Now, I was avoiding this issue because I don’t have all the facts, but, I will say this, this is the best situation to explain the inverse crab effect. This is when one person gets caught doing something, then starts dragging other people trying to save his/her own ass.

Now when Mr. Kimunya got caught with his pants down trying to make a quick buck, he started implicating other politicians, such as the Prime Minister, Mr. Raila Odinga, the Attorney General, Mr. Amos Wako and the whistle blower himself, Lands Minister James Orengo.

According to him, the named above were in full knowledge and agreement of the sale of the hotel, and therefore he did not do anything wrong, or rather if the deal was bad, it is not his fault.

In their defence, the implicated say they had nothing to do with the corrupt deal. A defence which the Prime Minister has now changed to be that he did not have enough information about the deal and had then forwarded it to the Kenya Anti Corruption Commission (KACC) chairman, Aaron Ringera.

Now is it just me, or is everyone suddenly flipping their stories? To make matters worse, the Prime Minister’s own brother is the Assistant Finance Minister. Personally, I don’t know how these little corrupt deals occur but, I think it would be hard for a whole Assistant Minister to claim not having any knowledge about it...
But then again, I was speaking to my lawyer pal, and he argues that the Finance
Minister did nothing wrong. The Government did not own the hotel, but were holding it as collateral against a loan that a Pan African Bank had borrowed but could not pay for. Therefore, the Government was justified for selling it at whatever price as long as they recovered the principal of the loan.

This whole story has become too complicated for me to follow. All I know is that these jackasses for politicians we have are only riding the Finance Minister’s ass because in this year’s budget, he introduced taxes on all politicians' salaries.
He would have had the backing of the rest of the ordinary citizens, but in addition to new taxes, he also increased the taxes on all alcohols. Personally, that’s enough reason for me to want him fired... I’m just saying...

Militant out.

Who’s To Blame?

2008-07-11T02:10:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

Awhile ago, in class, my lecturer decided to digress a little and argue why the new dress code on campus is justified. Knowing me, militant, I have an obligation to fight the system. So he asked me if I would hire a dude in dreadlocks, I said depends on the job, if its radio, nobody gets to see your face so it wouldn’t matter and anyway, having a few nutty dreads never hurt nobody...

So the dude mentions how the dress code thing came to be. Apparently on her way home one afternoon, a student was almost raped in broad daylight. Luckily, the same lecturer rushed to her rescue. He went ahead to say, that 90% of the time, it’s the woman’s fault.

That men in certain situations are basically not to blame for what they end up doing. Well, to use this as an argument would be an insult to everyone. That would mean, that men could get away with practically anything and blame is on someone else.

Personally, I do not support this school of thought. I think we are all responsible for our own actions no matter what the situation is! The moment we start justifying our actions by the environment, will be the moment we loose our intelligence as human beings.

Militant out.

Mashinani

2008-07-04T14:34:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

So Kelly Rowland was in the country last week. Apparently she's so hot, that she left a cocky local radio presenter, Fareed Khimani, speechless. So now thanks to just jerk off, she now thinks Kenyan men are a bunch of bitch niggas.

But that's beside the point of this post. She was in the country to promote the use of condoms to reduce the prevalence of HIV/AIDS in Africa. First of all, most people are getting infected, not because guys don't know how to use condoms...

The cheapest available, Trust costs 10 shillings, note that there are those who support their families on 100 shillings a day.

Think about it, where our bro over here lives, he can get a hoe for 20 shillings. So his daily cost of sexual gratification comes to 30 shillings a lay, not to mention some very illicit local brew he just drank, which could probably leave him blind.

Believe me with the state of poverty in the country, niggas would be buying secondhand condoms if they could.

I've personally heard stories of a dude who used the plastic wrapper from a loaf of bread (Akidah - remember it?), but i think that was just some stupid guy looking for airtime.

And anyway, we all know it feels much better without one...

But i do not condone loose fucking without a rubber, don't be stupid! There's AIDS out there...

Militant out.

Bad Santa

2008-07-01T09:32:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brother and sisters.

See, there are perks with being Kenyan. Lemme explain. There's this dude, who works for Kenya Power & Lighting Company (KPLC), Bad Santa, who sits on some pole with a huge switch. Whenever he felt someone doing something suspect, he would turn off your lights. Just like a "Santa", he would punish you if were a bad boy/girl/whatever.

So, I was reminiscing about the times when we tapes, also known as Cassettes, were the prime movie source. So there was this time, i just discovered porn, so i was chillin' then suddenly, the lights went out.

Shit, do you know how much beef i would be in, if my parents came home from work and found Wesley Pipes & Mary Hoe-kins bang'n on the screen.

I'm tellin' you, seriously, Bad Santa was such a cockblocker or in this case, joy taker. Back then things were really thick, so when tapes would get dirty, we would open them upm, spray my Dad's cologne on some cloth & wipe the video head. Yeah, we were so cheap we couldn't buy the tape cleaners. I'm from the hood nucca!

Anyway, due to my cheapness, i lived another day to enjoy my favourite pass time.

Militant out.

Pregnant From Booze

2008-06-26T09:15:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Now, see i'm a budding Muslim, so there are a few chinks here and there i need to fix, like my drinking.

But no matter how much i love the booze, this shit can't happen! This some bullshit! How do you get pregnant from booze? In my honest opinion, i don't think sperm is the secret ingredient in making beer!

While i'm at it, i would like to challenge any bitch ass German to a beerfest! It's a shame they say these fruits can drink! Stick to milk bitches!!!!

Militant out.

Accidents In Jamaica

2008-06-24T08:43:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

So i came across this picture. The forward's was name JAMAICA, then goes ahead to ask, guess why there are so many accidents in Jamaica. Seriously! How can they not wear any helmets?

Militant out.

The Aftermath

2008-06-24T06:11:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

It's been a crazy couple of months. Especially for the Democrats in the States... I know, you have had enough of that bullshit. But seriously, think about it. So much shit has been thrown by supporters of both sides, that i'm afraid the Democrats no longer have the united front to beat the Republicans. I mean, for God's sake look at this photo... Do you seriously think that a person you were calling a lesbian afew months ago will be all too eager to stand by your side...

Words are like toothpaste. Once you take it out of the tube, you can't put it back.

Militant out.

DAMN

2008-06-18T06:59:00.000-07:00

Asalaam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

Dudes, today i was in this really stuff Cyber Cafe trying to write a new post, but the connection was so slow. So i did what every red blooded man does, start checking out the ladies around. Note: Due to the Facebook fever going round, there are alot at these joints...

So anyway, this really beautiful looking girl walks in. Looks around, checking for an empty computer... Now believe me this is all happening in slow motion. She had on this pink low cut top and blue jeans. So then she proceeds to turn her head and flick her hair back.

Suddenly, it was like i was at a party, then the DJ trying to cut a record, scratches the Vinyl with a loud screetch! DAMN, she had some mad horse hair on her head.

Now don't get me wrong, i am not a hater, but fake hair is a no no. Now when i try to remember her pretty face, all ui can think of is a her face being the horse's ass... Talk about anti-climax!

Seriously ladies, this horse hair thing has to stop. Thousands of years from now some archeaologist will find the remains of a woman and think they had four legs and were related to donkeys, because of the horse DNA on her head!!! DAMN

Militant out.

Double Standards

2008-06-12T07:59:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

You know, the West must think us people from the 'Third World' (I call it citizens of raped countries), must be really dumb! The amount of double standards is just nothing short of pure 'What You Goin' Do' policy that especially the US have decided to use.

The period between Dec and Feb during Kenya's ugly post election violence, our parents, the US and UK, were quick to smack local politicians with threats of 'necessary force' to eliminate the violence and crimes against humanity that were occurring. Obviously, these dumb politicians got their acts together and both sides backed down, due to fear of a 'War In Kenya', although if I were one of them, i would call their bluff, there ain't no oil in Kenya, WTF would George Bush use as an excuss this time? Alcohol of Mass Destruction?

I don't know if you peps noticed but our black sheep, Zimbabwe, ended up in the same position. Robert Mugabe evidently has the biggest balls of all African leaders... That is ofcourse with exclusion of the crazy stupid nigga from the North, Col. Gadaffi.

Did you know this idiot actually wanted to declare war on Kenya at a certain time in history. Actually in 1992. Wish this motherfucker would try that shit now....

Militant out.

The Day I Got The NSA to Read My Blog

2008-06-05T09:09:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

Word up y’all. I realise this blog is still young, so I decided to get a few more views, I’ll give the wonderful spooks who work for the National Security Agency of the States, something to entertain their boring jobs, at which by the way usually end up leading to more deaths of innocent that captured criminals… But that’s a blog for another day.

Bomb bomb bomb, Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, revenge on America, infidels, September 11, Islam, jihad, kill Americans, nuclear weapons, atomic bomb, E = mc2…. Allahu Akbar, jihad, I hate the West, blah blah blah…
If I suddenly disappear, at least I spoke some truth before I was neutralised. Continue my work…

Militant out.

"All Men Are Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others..."

2008-06-05T08:59:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

Do you know what really pisses me off? The very nations that push for human rights globally are the same people who sit back and watch as women and children are raped and other sorts of violent acts performed to them. What about the thousands of Iraqis and Afghans who lose their lives everyday due to the West’s senseless war on ‘terror’?
Why should a super power fear a farmer from a village in Afghanistan? What weapons of mass destruction could he have? A staff?
Do they not have human rights?? Or are citizens of the third world and other nations lesser humans?
Why does the world cry when some blonde, blue eyed child suffers a grazed knee, but when some brown or black child barely living with bones sticking out of its abdomen, flies all around its mouth and a hawk waiting in the background to feast on this poor soul, why won’t you cry to that?
Instead, importance in the news is placed upon politicians indulging in obscene sexual acts, political slander being thrown from here to there, why the Prince of England chose to join the Royal Army, Paris Hilton’s sex tape!!!! My Lord, what is wrong with the world?
Militant out.

“Non cooperation with evil is a duty and British rule of India is evil.” Mahatma Gandhi

Another Forgotten Legacy.... Mahatma Mohandas Gandhi

2008-06-05T08:40:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

I came across this wonderful documentary called Gandhi, based on Mahatma Mohandas Gandhi an Indian nationalist leader, who established his country's freedom through a nonviolent revolution. His trials and tribulations revealed to me that even as a Kenyan, who has learned of the injustices thrust upon my people, that we are not alone. It seems like the British weren’t picky with their discrimination, the Indians were persecuted just as much as the Kenyans were. Maybe every other citizen of British colonies all over the world has suffered the same fate…
This is a man, who taught non violence. He believed in the Biblical phrase, if someone strikes one cheek, show him the other. This is a man of such strong will, faith and wisdom. He made me realise one thing, each man carries both extreme love and hate. After all his suffering he was killed by his own people, for pitiful and selfish reasons.
But still the arrogance of a community of people to invade another community then create laws to justify oppressing the subjects. Makes you wonder, do I blame the 10 year olds who pick up arms to fight the Americans (coalition my ass) in Afghanistan and Iraq? Neither do I blame the child soldiers in the SPLA who fight the Northern Sudan Forces to protect their mothers and sisters who are being raped and violated everyday.
I am not one who enjoys seeing the loss of life with every passing day of war all over the world, but I do have to say, if you came into my house threatening my family, I will tear you limb from limb and later hope that God will understand and forgive me…
Somehow, the stuff I write in this blog will hinder me from getting a Visa to anywhere… But as my Sensei Gandhi would say, let them fear the sword of truth.

Militant out.

“You may, if you like, cut us to pieces. You may shatter us at the canon's mouth. If you act contrary to our will we shall not help you and without our help, we know that you cannot move one step forward. It is likely that you will laugh at all this in the intoxication of your power.”

Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)

THE FORGOTTEN LEGACY OF EL-HAJJ MALIK EL-SHABAZZ

2008-05-23T03:23:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

February 21st passed without anyone saying a single thing in memory of, more famously known as Malcolm X. He was one of the greatest people to ever walk the planet. Some people say he was too radical, I say MLK was a dreamer with no real connection to reality. “While King was having a dream, the rest of us Negroes are having a nightmare."

Malcolm X rose from extreme ideas of a black revolution to being accommodative of other cultures and races. In other words, he went to hell and came back a changed man.

In contrast to his earlier views, he encouraged blacks to vote, to participate in the political system, and to work with each other and with sympathetic whites and Hispanics for an end to racial discrimination. As he told a group of African leaders, the problem of race was "not a Negro problem, nor an American problem. This is a world problem, a problem of humanity."
So I personally think that he isn’t given the much deserved honour in history. And so I dedicate this blog to him.

“Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being here in America doesn't make you an American.”
Malcolm X (1925 - 1965)

Militant out.

WHAT'S WHAT?

2008-05-23T03:09:00.000-07:00

Word Up Fruits

2008-05-20T08:40:00.000-07:00

Asalam aleykum my brothers & sisters.

I was watching the history channel last week, you know those little short stories they bring in between programs? Well, they had this snippet on a rifle, found in Kenya, a country off the East Coast of Africa. The rifle if i remember correctly was a Lee something, that's not the point, anyway, the ignorant 'historian' narrating the story says:

"This is a .... rifle, an exact replica of rifles used by the British troops
during the post WWII period. I was made by a terrorist group called the
Mau Mau..."

I went like, say what bitch? Who the hell are you calling a terrorist? A group of people kicking your colonising ass out of their country? Because if that's who you call a terrorist, then i think you should change the meaning of the word in the dictionary, to mean, 'innocent society that picks up arms to chase away stealing developed countries'. And you can quote me on that shit!

I'm sure these bitch ass fruits would also refer to the ANC in South Africa, the Vietkong and all other freedom fighters around the globe as terrorists! This some bullshit! Call a spade a spade.

Militant out.