Pregnant From Booze

 

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

 

Now, see i'm a budding Muslim, so there are a few chinks here and there i need to fix, like my drinking.

 

But no matter how much i love the booze, this shit can't happen! This some bullshit! How do you get pregnant from booze? In my honest opinion, i don't think sperm is the secret ingredient in making beer!

 

While i'm at it, i would like to challenge any bitch ass German to a beerfest! It's a shame they say these fruits can drink! Stick to milk bitches!!!!

 

Militant out.

Accidents In Jamaica

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

So i came across this picture. The forward's was name JAMAICA, then goes ahead to ask, guess why there are so many accidents in Jamaica. Seriously! How can they not wear any helmets?

Militant out.

The Aftermath

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

It's been a crazy couple of months. Especially for the Democrats in the States... I know, you have had enough of that bullshit. But seriously, think about it. So much shit has been thrown by supporters of both sides, that i'm afraid the Democrats no longer have the united front to beat the Republicans. I mean, for God's sake look at this photo... Do you seriously think that a person you were calling a lesbian afew months ago will be all too eager to stand by your side...

Words are like toothpaste. Once you take it out of the tube, you can't put it back.

Militant out.

DAMN

Asalaam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

Dudes, today i was in this really stuff Cyber Cafe trying to write a new post, but the connection was so slow. So i did what every red blooded man does, start checking out the ladies around. Note: Due to the Facebook fever going round, there are alot at these joints...

So anyway, this really beautiful looking girl walks in. Looks around, checking for an empty computer... Now believe me this is all happening in slow motion. She had on this pink low cut top and blue jeans. So then she proceeds to turn her head and flick her hair back.

Suddenly, it was like i was at a party, then the DJ trying to cut a record, scratches the Vinyl with a loud screetch! DAMN, she had some mad horse hair on her head.

Now don't get me wrong, i am not a hater, but fake hair is a no no. Now when i try to remember her pretty face, all ui can think of is a her face being the horse's ass... Talk about anti-climax!

Seriously ladies, this horse hair thing has to stop. Thousands of years from now some archeaologist will find the remains of a woman and think they had four legs and were related to donkeys, because of the horse DNA on her head!!! DAMN

Militant out.

Double Standards

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

You know, the West must think us people from the 'Third World' (I call it citizens of raped countries), must be really dumb! The amount of double standards is just nothing short of pure 'What You Goin' Do' policy that especially the US have decided to use.

The period between Dec and Feb during Kenya's ugly post election violence, our parents, the US and UK, were quick to smack local politicians with threats of 'necessary force' to eliminate the violence and crimes against humanity that were occurring. Obviously, these dumb politicians got their acts together and both sides backed down, due to fear of a 'War In Kenya', although if I were one of them, i would call their bluff, there ain't no oil in Kenya, WTF would George Bush use as an excuss this time? Alcohol of Mass Destruction?

I don't know if you peps noticed but our black sheep, Zimbabwe, ended up in the same position. Robert Mugabe evidently has the biggest balls of all African leaders... That is ofcourse with exclusion of the crazy stupid nigga from the North, Col. Gadaffi.

Did you know this idiot actually wanted to declare war on Kenya at a certain time in history. Actually in 1992. Wish this motherfucker would try that shit now....

Militant out.

The Day I Got The NSA to Read My Blog

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

Word up y’all. I realise this blog is still young, so I decided to get a few more views, I’ll give the wonderful spooks who work for the National Security Agency of the States, something to entertain their boring jobs, at which by the way usually end up leading to more deaths of innocent that captured criminals… But that’s a blog for another day.

Bomb bomb bomb, Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, revenge on America, infidels, September 11, Islam, jihad, kill Americans, nuclear weapons, atomic bomb, E = mc2…. Allahu Akbar, jihad, I hate the West, blah blah blah…
If I suddenly disappear, at least I spoke some truth before I was neutralised. Continue my work…

Militant out.

"All Men Are Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others..."

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

Do you know what really pisses me off? The very nations that push for human rights globally are the same people who sit back and watch as women and children are raped and other sorts of violent acts performed to them. What about the thousands of Iraqis and Afghans who lose their lives everyday due to the West’s senseless war on ‘terror’?
Why should a super power fear a farmer from a village in Afghanistan? What weapons of mass destruction could he have? A staff?
Do they not have human rights?? Or are citizens of the third world and other nations lesser humans?
Why does the world cry when some blonde, blue eyed child suffers a grazed knee, but when some brown or black child barely living with bones sticking out of its abdomen, flies all around its mouth and a hawk waiting in the background to feast on this poor soul, why won’t you cry to that?
Instead, importance in the news is placed upon politicians indulging in obscene sexual acts, political slander being thrown from here to there, why the Prince of England chose to join the Royal Army, Paris Hilton’s sex tape!!!! My Lord, what is wrong with the world?
Militant out.

“Non cooperation with evil is a duty and British rule of India is evil.” Mahatma Gandhi