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Heshimu Punda

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Happy New Year! Yeah i know, i've been away for a minute. But as i have been taught, a wise person listens more than he/she talks. So i've been listening, and now i think i can speak.

Honestly, people are very ungrateful. One thing people forget is, the same people you meet on your way up, you will meet them on your way down. So never think you better than the next person, or consider the person to be of lesser value than you...

I know, because i am at time guilty of the same. Sometime pride blinds me, and i am man enough to admit to my faults.

I recently concluded another relationship... Damn! I'm seeing a trend here. I'm better off being single. Coz seriously, we ain't married, so check yourself. What's with girls today? They just don't know how to play their position, that's why you have guys walking around like zombies, fucking up.

Coz honestly, if for example: My girl takes care of me, i provide for her and shit. I do not foresee any problems. But if the dude never takes care of his girl or the girl take care of her jamaa, then drama galore! I've seen people cheat for lesser reasons, as low as she's in a red dress... LOL!

But on the real, people in relationships need to know how to take care of each other. If everyone's satisfied, then ain't nothing but roses. The alternative is a stressful as a complicated child birth...

Heshimu punda. Feed the relationship, don't let it starve because you think you're the shit...

Militant out.

'Death Squads'

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

So yesterday during a session in the 10th Parliament, of Kenya, MP Gitobu Imanyara dropped a bombshell. He alleged, with evidence, that the first family had hired a 'Death Squad' to kill him, amongst other prominent members of parliament, such as former Justice and Constitutional Affairs Minister, Martha Karua.

He unleashed a letter, that circulated parliament, directly implicating the first family in an assassination attempt. Apparently, the only thing that saved him, probably was because, and this is all unsubstantiated so don't quote me, Major General Hussein Ali, out beloved Police Commissioner, refused to, in the words of Kiraitu Murungi, 'tow the line'.

Now, i wouldn't put it past the first family. Here's a little trip down memory lane if you don't remember. Gitobu Imanyara came to brighter light, when he was apparently slapped by First Lady, Lucy 'Crackhead' Kibaki in the halls of the State House.

He, being the lawyer that he is, threatened to sue. But instead he settled for a traditional appeasing, which the first family had to buy him a goat. That proves history.

To prove capability, lemme refer you to Paul Muite. He, during the 5th anniversary of the Standard raid, by President Kibaki's henchmen, said a couple of words that painted the first family in a bad light. Apparently, the Standard was raided because they were about to run a story about Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka's visit to Tanzania, to meet President Jakayo Kikwete, but the juicy part is, the meeting was supposed to be secret.

Remember the raid was right before the 2007 elections, and as you may know, the political heavyweights always play their cards close to their chest. So it didn't sit well with the government for the story to be blown in the news.

Anyway, back to the point. Paul Muite, during the anniversary, brought up this issue, which the government thought it had avoided. Suffice to say, the next time we heard about him, he was representing mungiki leader Maina Njenga. Now think about it. Why would a prominent lawyer represent a 'criminal' (i think he's a scapegoat)??

You guessed it. For protection... Against whom, you may ask... The dreaded first family!

As to prove motive, i would beg your indulgence. Gitobu Imanyara and Martha Karua share one thing in common. They are prominent leaders in Central Kenya. We all know about the Mount Kenya Mafia.

Now, consider an allegiance such as Kiraitu Murungi & Uhuru Kenyatta. The common denominator here is that they all serve in government, and play in Kibaki's little chess game. Uhuru is set up to run for president come 2012, and this time, he stands a good chance of winning. But he won't if the Kikuyu vote is split, thanks to Martha Karua not 'towing the line'. The same political strategy that keeps Raila Odinga in power. Kiraitu thinks he could make it to Prime Minister, but he can't because of the competition from Gitobu Imanyara.

We're are going back to the politics that lead to the many deaths of African freedom fighters across the continent. The same politics that keeps dictators in power. Divide and rule, if there's any actual competition in the bunch, kill them off...

Is this what Nelson Mandela spent eternity in jail for? Is this what Patrice Lumumba sacrificed his life for? Only time till tell...

Militant out.

WTF???

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

I was cruising the net for a couple of pics for my next post when i came across this article. Take a read and tell me what you think. The Hypocrisy of Democracy

"The Man" Back At It

Asalam alyekum, my brothers and sisters.

So President of Sudan (Northern), Omar Al Bashir, has been indicted to the International Court of Justice for crimes against humanity, committed in the western region of Sudan, Dar fur. Well, i don't blame them, this nigga has pulled some serious stunts.

There have been over 100,000 killings of innocent civilians in the fighting in that region. His use of his personal militia, aka Janja Weed, has occasioned the international community to take a closer look at his activities...

Though this "closer look", has come a tad bit too late. I mean, did you have to wait till it was declared a genocide by most aide agencies???? Ooohh, i forgot. It's just a bunch of Africans killing themselves. Who gives a damn.

The West learnt a valuable lesson from the days of the Jewish holocaust. To never let such an event ever transpire... Since 1945, all sorts of treaties and agreements were signed, to prevent genocide from transpiring ever again. Mmmhhh... Wasn't the genocide in Rwanda in 1994...???? Or is it African's are at the bottom of "The Man's" list of priories. We're fighting for last place with, who won the last season of America's Got Talent...

Anyway back to the issues at hand. The ICJ has a warrant out for Al-Bashir's arrest. In response, he expelled a bunch of aide agencies out of Dar fur, for apparently conducting intelligence gathering activities. Though, this brings up a whole lot of questions, like what intelligence would they be gathering, and do you have something to hide...

But anyway, "The Man" has been at this sort of intelligence gathering since before colonisation (read rape) of Africa. Lemme take you way back, remember the arrival of missionaries to Africa (to spread the word of God to the savages, i dunno if they realised this but Jesus for a period of time actually lived in Ethiopia, it's even mentioned in the Bible).

Now the story goes like this, some missionaries couldn't conduct their activities in peace due to travelling through hostle territories, so they ran back to their host countries, and begged their governments to help them out. Now the only way for a government to declare war upon another region, would be if there was an actual gross violation of human rights, and there was some resources that will pay for such a campaign. (refer to the cause of war in Iraq.)

What happened next, is what's scaring Al-Bashir shitless. These European governments sent these "missionaries" of intelligence gathering missions, plus it didn't hurt that the government also was paying the bill of their little expeditions...

If you don't believe me, then who discovered the source of the Nile River???? The 14 falls??? I mean, us Africans knew already where the Nile came from and where it went, we didn't need some dumbass selfish prick coming to tell us what we already knew!!

So anyway, as much as i do not support Al-Bashir's assassination of my people, i do not support the Western world's methods, food for intelligence approach, to apparently "solve African problems".

If they truly had good intentions for Africa, Somalia would not be a failed state! Why Sudan??? Does it have anything to do with it being an African country with a huge Arab population?? Maybe it's the oil, which the Sudan government has signed contracts with the Chinese government to drill and process... Or do they actually care about the poor people being killed in Dar fur and the very volatile peace treaty between North and South Sudan... I highly doubt it.

If i had my way, i would assemble my troops, invade Southern Sudan and make it part of Kenya. I mean, we already have the largest population of Sudanese refugees, let's just let them call Kenya home. My next conquest would be Somalia, though i would allow them to implement Sharia Law. Why should we force them to use a law system based on Christian ideologies which have been proven to be incorrect both logically an historically...

Then i would invade Uganda. That dude just pisses me off!!! Then i would not invade Tanzania, but i would request them to unify with the greater Kenya, and for the EAC. And if anyone has a problem with that, then i suggest you pray i never run for president of this great nation, or rise the ranks in the military to Chief of General Staff...

Militant out.

Women Of The 21st Century

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Sorry i haven't posted in a while, but as Bella said, when in a relationship, the dynamics of inspiration change. Plus you can't really express yourself (read talk shit) like you would love to...

Anyway, back to the matter at hand. Women of the 21st century, are becoming nothing short of a pain in the butt. I'm referring to Kenyan women, currently in Kenya. Whom i have had the unpleasant pleasure of meeting.

First of all, why is it assumed that i, as a man, will automatically be a gentleman? I mean, i am, but don't expect it! It's supposed to be a surprise!!! And i am to get recognised for it!!

Everytime you take a walk through town, a woman will out of the blue, walk right infront of you. And then give you one of those looks, you know, like she just farted, and the smell is making her face get all folded up!!!

Honestly ladies, if i may use the term loosely, it wouldn't kill you to have a little tact!

By the way, you can catch me on facebook through this link --> Militant

Militant out.

The Bro Code

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sister.

Due to recent demand, i've realised that women are lost, and so are a lot of guys on proper etiquette, when it comes to bros. For women, this is a look into the behavior and principle of male deeds, while for guys, this is a guide to avoid getting you're nuts punched. Observe...

Preamble to the Bro Code

Once the contract of becoming bros is made, verbal, written or otherwise, the bro code comes into effect.

Bros will not be assumed to be exclusive unless each has explicitly granted the other exclusive Bro rights. If a Bro is not exclusive then a Bro may have more than one Bro. However, upon becoming exclusive, said Bro must break any Bro ties with all other Bros.


Article 1:
Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

Article 2:
Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.

Article 3:
If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.

However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.

Article 4:
Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game.

Article 5:
You must never own a cat.

New amendment to this rule: A Bro may never own more than 2 cats, but only if they adhere to the Bro Code

Article 6:
If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:

1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
2. Your acquaintances.
3. Your co-workers.
4. The mailman.
5. The UPS guy.
6. NASA.
7. John Kerry.
....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.

Article 7:
You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more.

Article 8:
Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.

Article 9:
If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once. The Bro with the better paying job is required to buy the first round. If the other Bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended yet in the long run these drinks must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering.

Article 10:
There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.

Article 11:
If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.

Article 12:
Standard shotgun rules are as follows.

A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car.
B. Shotgun must be called outside.
C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes.
D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride.

Article 13:
NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection).

Article 14:
It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."

Article: 15:
Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares.

Article 16:
Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team.

Article 17:
When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.

Article 18:
Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.

Article 19:
Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.

Article 20:
Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone.

Article 21:
In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.

Article 22:
A Bro should not sing and dance at the same time

Article 23:
A Bro should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime.

Article 24:
Men do not lie about their age.

Article 25:
A Bro should not swing his arms when he is walking.

Article 26:
A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight. A Bro must never hesitate before communicating the possibility of fisticuffs between two humans of the female variety [[HENCEFORTH "GIRL FIGHT"]], in an effort to make possible and probable that another Bro or Bros can partake in observation. A timely manner is open to interpretation based on the initial Bro's viewing and processing of the potential feminine conflagration. Said Bro must use any and all methods of media distribution at his disposal, including but not limited to: telecommunications, elbow nudging, fiber optics, the Broney express, and postcards. If an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight firsthand, the spotter Bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video*, or barring any other reasonable method, interpretive dance and/or pantomime. Tabling Bro obligations to witness a XX chromosomal scuffle is not only condoned, but encouraged, and in some cases, required. Please refer to the Brobligation rubric as elucidated in AMENDMENT 83: "The REALLY hot sister and other hump trumps."

Article 27:
A Bro should never carry a woman's handbag

Article 28:
A Bro should never go tanning.

Article 29:
No Bro should dye their hair

Article 30:
A Bro should never refer to an athlete as a "stud"

Article 31:
A Bro should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.

Article 32:
A Bro should not "pop" his collar.

Article 33:
A Bro should not speak more than two languages.

Unless

1. He has lived for a minimum of 9 months in a country whose main language is one of those languages
2. He uses the extra language as a means of picking up women who only speak that language
3. His job requires him to know more than 2 languages
4. It is a means of only to impress women and nothing else

If in the occurrence that a Bro knows more than 2 languages, it is the given right for said bro to invite other bros to parties where this language is spoken, having said bro escort and be the official bilingual wingman.


Article 34:
Bro’s cannot make eye contact during a “devil’s threeway” (two dudes.)

Article 35:
A Bro should never say "it's to die for"

Article 36:
A Bro should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat.

Article 37:
A Bro should not wear an ascot.

Article 38:
A Bro should never use the following words: fantabulous, ginormous & fierce.

Article 39:
A Bro should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.

Article 40:
A Bro should never "sip" and alcoholic drink through a straw

Article 41:
A Bro should never wear a blouse.

Article 42:
If you are not living with a girl you should not have tampons in your bathroom.

Article 43:
A Bro should not wear crocs.

Article 44:
A Bro should not wear a leotard or do pirouettes.

Article 45:
A Bro should never wear a sweater over his shoulders

Article 46:
A Bro should not eat grapes from the vines

Article 47:
A Bro should never rollerblade

Article 48:
The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone

Article 49:
If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.

Article 50:
A Bro should never, ever wear capri pants.

Article 51:
A Bro should not wear flip flops with a suit.

Article 52:
No Bro should wear a speedo to the beach

Article 53:
A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection. In the event that one Bro finds himself lacking the necessary prophylactic accoutrements needed to complete the act of coitus in a safe and effective manner, he is in the right to expect his Bro will use all measures within or without his means to provide the aforementioned prophylactic in a timely yet discreet fashion. When a Bro signals his need using previously agreed upon code words and/or body signage, it is understood that his Bro will discontinue all present activity [excepting the act of coitus itself [whereby which Bro vows to finish as quickly as possible]], in order to respond with a panoply of options at Bro-in-need's location. A Bro must patronize the most rapid method of transportation available while endeavoring to assist his Bro. In no instance may a two-wheeled bicycle be used* as this is not only humiliating, but also potentially harmful to the perineum - a zone of tissue perilously adjacent to noted sexual organs. In the event that a state, federal, international, or galactic law is breached due to recklessness, unacceptable levels of speed, and/or the hijacking of an airborne vehicle(s), it is understood that the primary Bro will shoulder any associated legal fees or fines. However, any costs or damages incurred from the use of public transportation are the responsibility of the secondary Bro alone as this is an instance of Quid Pro Bro. Upon arrival at the primary Bro's location, the secondary Bro must exercise complete discretion so as not to disrupt the primary Bro's "flow." It is understood that a Bro will engage in all training necessary to achieve this objective, including, at minimum, a five month Ninjitsu curriculum mastering the twin arts of stealth and secrecy.** Once the primary Bro has been supplied with the necessary prophylactic(s), the Brocedure is deemed complete upon exchange of the traditional, though in this case silent, "high five." Tacit in this unspoken ritual is the understanding that said episode will never be spoken of again, unless it's part of an awesome story. * Unless a bicycle is the ONLY form of transportation, as in some Cambodian villages **

Article 54:
No Bro should make a kissing face in a photo.

Article 55:
No Bro should wear girl jeans

Article 56:
A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it's cool.

Article 57:
A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro/chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

Article 58:
If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro's girlfriend's birthday and/or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks his Bro already knows.

Article 59:
One Bro makes a solo attack.
A Second Bro provides a crutch,
A third Bro rounds out the pack,
But a fourth Bro is one too much

Article 60:
Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girls wildly unattractive friend/cousin/sister.

Article 61:
A Bro shall honor thy father and mother

Article 62:
In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo(rock paper scissors) shall determine the outcome

Article 63:
In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in any capacity, including but not limited to; the high-five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteus pat. Winking is also a no no.

Article 64:
A Bro must provide his Bro to a ticket to an event if said event involves the second Bro's favorite sports team in a playoff scenario

Article 65:
A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among Bros with the proviso that no existing wager supercedes this purchase and exchange of spirits.

Article 66:
If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than "that sucks, Bro" and copious quantities of beer. A Bro will also refrain from pejorative commentary - deserved or not - regarding said lady friend for a period of three months, when the requisite BACKSLIDE WINDOW has closed.

Article 67:
Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing , another Bro shall point out that he is a tool

Article 68:
If a Bro be on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possible to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work; or temporary immigration to a foreign country.

Article 69:
No Bro should ever get a pedicure

Article 70:
A Bro should never highlight his hair.

Article 71:
A Bro should not talk to another Bro in the bathroom.

Article 72:
A Bro should never sing show tunes.

Article 73:
A Bro should never eat out of another Bro's hands.

Article 74:
Two men should not share an umbrella.

Article 75:
A Bro should not have "an outfit".

Article 76:
A Bro should not wear a white belt.

Article 77:
A Bro never cries. Unless it’s regarding Article 31.

Article 78:
A Bro should never wiggle out of a pair of pants.

Article 79:
No Bro can hit another Bro in the groin unless victim Bro has broken the Bro code.

Article 80:
A Bro may never seek entertainment from professional women's sports. Unless said entertainment be comedic or physical e.g. gymnastics, beach volleyball

Article 81:
What happens between bros stay between bros...
also known as the what happens in vegas stays in vegas rule and the what happens on tour stays on tour rule

Article 82:
If a Bro catches another Bro in plagiarism - albeit awesome plagiarism - a Bro shall be required to ask the Bro to cite his source.

Article 83:
A Bro can not cock-block another Bro UNLESS sleeping with said girl would break a Bro code.

Article 84:
Love thy neigh-Bro

Article 85:
No bros night out can start with "the wife put out some cheese" and end "with everyone at home by eleven, booya."

Article 86:
If said bros is lost to a relationship, they must void all rights to use the bros code for any purpose and are rightfully subjected to any and all humorous ploys made to said post-bros by previous bros.

Article 87:
A Bro shall at all times say 'Yes'.

Article 88:
Any bros who notice a fellow bros passed out at any social gathering due to drug or alcohol consumption, is obligated to take humiliating photo's and/or videos of the passed out bros; unless said bros has consumed a whiskey, rum, scotch or other hard liquor to an excess of a ratio of: once ounce:3kg of body mass (7lbs imperial)

Article 89:
"A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro." Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia, and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom. [[NOTA BENE: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a 9 or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.]] Should a Bro discover his Bro is in fact adopted, he is free to pursue his Bro's adoptive mother, but only after first corroborating non-biological parentage through notarized birth certificates, hospital records, or comparative dioxyribonucleic acid gel electrophoresis, whichever is easiest. Since the adopted Bro cannot legitimately claim to have shared a canal with his Bro, ARTICLE 89 expressly prohibits the adopted Bro from invoking the Sloppy Second clause in any related filings with the International Court of Bros. Though the mom of a Bro is always off limits, the step-mom of a Bro is allowed if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing. If she looks good in it.

Article 90:
No bros should know any fellow bros weight for any reason. Previous bros code stipulation should only have an assumed weight. If the assumed weight is on the turning point of humility and peace, humility over-rides

Article 91:
When bros are up for the same promotion/job position and are subjected to interviews, bros in a prior interview must alert bros of any and all trick questions they can remember. This ensures all bros get an equal chance at the position/title because it is well known fact that the bros performing the interview wants to get the process over as quick as possible and the only way for a fair chance is to make all subsequent bros seem better.

Article 92:
When a bros introduces a fellow bros to their hot female friend, the introducer has the rights to the girl. The introduced bros can only attempt to get the girl if the introducer bros gives his consent.

Article 93:
If any bros acts out of line and defies any bros code during a multiple bros conversation with any number of girls, the other bros have the right to tell any humiliating stories and facts about said bros for the purpose of ruining said bros chances with the girl(s).

Article 94:
Should a Bro (1st, 2nd or 3rd) be hooking up with an unattractive woman, the Bro that notices this must do all in their power to stop said Bro from closing the deal, unless they are helping another Bro with Article 60.

Article 95:
Any girl passing out in a non-bedroom designated area of a dwelling occupied by more than one bros is not up for grabs under any circumstances. Additionally, said girl can be subjected to humiliating photos as long as other bros are alerted to its undertaking


How many have YOU broken???

Militant out.

GUANTANAMO BAY

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Well, as was expected, with the US under an African ruler, things were going to change. I mean, that was the central theme of his whole campaign. Which I applaud most of his efforts and promises. But he shouldn’t make the mistake of sending home suspects held in Guantanamo Bay.

Yeah, I know that’s kinda strange coming form me, but indulge me. I do not support the existence of that death camp; neither do I support what goes on inside it. But one thing remains certain. Bush fucked up.
Since those suspects are already there, and recently, I think two of them were finally tried before a judge and jury, for the 9/11 attacks.

Honestly, whether or not they are innocent isn’t the issue. When you take a dog, forgive the metaphor, and treat it like it was some wild animal, eventually, it will become a wild animal.

The amount of torture those suspects have gone through, is beyond my comprehension. Two Kenyans were abducted from Mombasa awhile back, I mean, what kind of leader would sanction his/her citizens to be tortured in some other country, but that’s an argument for another day. Anyway, when these poor Kenyans were finally let go, well, let’s just say they didn’t come back the same.

All I’m saying is, these people should be counselled and the American government do whatever they can to kiss their asses. Otherwise, you just gave 60 angry Muslims enough ammunition to go back to their country and preach hatred towards the US. And I don’t know if you’ve heard of this new method of marketing most companies are employing these days. Whereby, they use the customers to spread the good word about their product.

Well, these 60, who will prolly be recruited by Al Qaeda, or form their own extremist organisation, and train other subjects, from their own first hand experience, about how the US foreign policy is really implemented... Otherwise, the circle just keeps going... And guess who pays for it? You, me and other defenceless women and children.

Militant out.

3rd World

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sister.

Well, right now, i'm going through some thang's and i don't want to burden anyone with my shit. But as a side note, i finally got my ass to listen to the 3rd World album, by Immortal Technique. Shit!!!! I had heard some rumours, but thought he would turn out to be like Jay Z (read disapointment). So my favourite track is this. I cannot add anything...

Immortal Technique and DJ Green Lantern

Third World mother fuckers!

I'm from where the gold and diamonds are ripped from the earth
right next to the slave castles where the water is cursed
from where police brutality's not half as nice
and makes the hood in America look like paradise
compared to the AIDS-infested Caribbean slum
African streets where the passport's an American gun
from where they massacre people and try to keep it quiet
and spend the next 25 years tryin' to deny it
I'm from where they cut your hands off if you make a fist
and niggas throw coca cause the job market doesn't exist
except slave labor modern day company store
and peace keeper's don't ever ever ever come here no more
from where the bombs that they used to drop on Vietnam
*Steal* us children born deformed eight months before they born
I'm from where they lost the true meaning of the Qur'an,
'cause heroin is not compatible with Islam.
And niggas know that, but throw that poppy seed anyway,
'cause that food drop parachute does not come everyday.
I'm from where people pray to the gods of their conquerors and practically,
Every *president's a* money launderer.
I'm from the only place democracy is acceptable,
Is if America candidate is electable.
And they might even have a black president, but he's useless,
'Cause he does not control the economy stupid!

Lock and load your gun, where I'm from: the Third World son,
Been to many places but I'm Third Torld-born.
Guerrillas hit and run where I'm from: the Third World son.
You polluted everything, and now the Third World's gone.
The waters poisoned where I'm from son,
Seven hundred children die by the end 'this song.
Revolution'll come, where I'm from: the Third World son.
Constant occupation, leaves the Third World torn.

I'm from where the catholic churches are some racist shit.
They helped Europe and America rape this bitch.
They pray to white Spaniard Jesus, who's face is this
But never talk about the black Pope Gelasius
I'm from where soviet weapons still decide elections.
Military is like the mafia: you pay for protection.
*catamite* sex toys, is what the country sells,
And rich white businessmen make the best clientèle.
I'm from where they too pussy to come film Survivor .
And they murder Coca-Cola union organizers.
I'm from where the justice system

(spanish)

cause Rico laws don't apply to the CIA
and mother fuckers make sneakers for a quarter a day
I'm from where they overthrow democratic leaders
not for the people but for the Wall Street Journal readers
from where blacks, indigenous peoples and Asians were once
slaves of the Caucasians and it's amazing how they trained them
to be racist against themselves in a place they were raised in
and you kept us caged in
destroyed our culture and said that you civilized us
raped our woman and when we were born you despised us
gentrified us?????
and crucified every revolutionary messiah
so Ima start a global riot
that not even your fake
anti-communist dictators can keep quiet
fuck your charity medicine, try to murder me
the immunizations you gave us were full of mercury
so now I see the Third World like the rap game soldier
nationalize the industry and take it over!

Lock and load your gun, where I'm from: the Third World son,
Been to many places but I'm third world-born.
Guerrillas hit and run where I'm from: the Third World son.
You polluted everything, and now the Third World's gone.
The waters poisoned where I'm from son,
Seven hundred children die by the end 'this song.
Revolution'll come, where I'm from: the Third World son.
Constant occupation, leaves the Third World drone.

S.E.X.

Asaalam aleykum, my brothers and sister.

Damn! It’s been so long since I blogged!!! Damn! Anyway, a lot of shit has happened since, some of which would make an excellent read, I mean, I still don’t believe it myself... But I wouldn’t want to stoop that low. So anyway, back to shit I actually care about.

So I was watching this movie with Keri Washington and Chris Rock, I Think I Love My Wife. Definitely I wasn’t watching it for her, jeez these days she’s on everything you watch, from Aveon Flux to Hotel Rwanda... But Chris Rock is one of the illest comedians and I just had to watch something by him.

So by the title, obviously, his character is depicted as this successful black man, married to a beautiful black woman and with two wonderful kids. But problem is, they aren’t having sex. Since they got married, they only lay together when they sired their two kids... WTF?!?!?!?!

Honestly ladies, y’all need to give it up more often. That’s what will save your relationship. Fuck your man’s brains out, every time you see him, whether in the mall, at the supermarket, at the movies, in the driveway outside your house... Catch my flow?

This dumb shit y’all were lied to, that apparently the more you hold out, the more the guy will want you... HELL NAH!!!! That shit don’t work! If you don’t believe me then follow this link 6 Month Dude.

For real, I’m tired of going to a pub (yeah, I don’t like clubs much), and seeing some dude my dad’s age hitting on girls I’m with!!! WTF!?!?! And you know it’s hard to compete, the nigga has quite a supply of money and Viagra...

And dudes, honestly, that first nut is a bitch! Get it out the way, and make passionate monkey sex to your girl. And with that, I wish you all a Happy New Year! See you on the other side...

Militant out.

“Why can’t we all just get our freak on...?” Chris Tucker.

The Revolution Is Here

“I have a dream... That one day that my poor little children, will live in a nation where, they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character...” Martin Luther King.

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Today, I come to you with a heavy heart. Never before, have I ever witnessed such a relevant event in history. Just when we thought God had forgotten us, he sends us an angel, to save us from our own ignorance, misfortune and torture.

It’s funny, as much as there are elements in this world of ours that believe in “White Domination”, such as the KKK, all the US presidents except Thomas Jefferson weren’t pure white... An oxymoron right?

So now a biracial man with roots in two 3rd world countries, of humble upbringing, part Muslim, ends up the leader of the “Free World”. If ever the “American Dream” has ever come close to being fulfilled, well that was today.

America needed someone who has seen poverty, lived in it, risen above it, for him/her, to actually know how to approach and deal with it.

I as an African, am ecstatic, to say the least! Especially since, American foreign policy in regard to Africa, has been, “If you let our companies provide this for you, then we’ll give you grants to fight HIV/AIDS...” which I don’t even need to describe how unethical that is!!!

What happened to the times when the US would be known only to support nations that are committed to democracy? Just as my boy told me yesterday, the past 8 years have the epitome of the US’s “Hypocrisy of Democracy”.

I can only hope, “Our Son”, will not follow suite. The US, needs that change. But as he said, he will provide the environment for change. In the end, it’s up to every individual to bring the change they want in their life.

But one thing he already has achieved is giving the world hope. I mean, who ever knew a black man could beat a white supremacist party (yeah, that’s what I think about the Republican Party), in a country with 80% white dominance?

But don’t get me wrong, that’s not what I think about Senator John Mc Cain. I saw a documentary that actually answered ever single possible question I could have to both candidates. Too bad it was aired in Kenya and not where it was needed.

I actually really gained a lot of respect for Mc Cain. He isn’t the person media houses where pushing him to be. To a certain extent, I think if Hillary Clinton was the Republican candidate and Mc Cain, Obama’s opponent on the Democratic ticket, well, Obama wouldn’t have won.

Truth be told, George W. Bush (both of them) fucked up the US so badly, that it really didn’t matter who was running after them, the masses just wanted a Democrat.

Therefore, the real fight would have been during the primaries. And I can assure you, Mc Cain would’ve won... I have mad love for President Barrack Hussein Obama, but honestly, he wouldn’t have stood a chance. Real talk.

To watch the whole clip, follow this link... Martin Luther King

Militant out.

“Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!” Martin Luther King.

The Story Of Militant: Part 1

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

Well, it seems like unless i explain to you how this formerly innocent altar boy ended up here, you won't understand where i'm from plus there'a some stuff i would like to get off my chest.

First of all, i'm the fourth born of a family of five, and if you know anything about large families, then you know i've had to hustle for everything i have and own. Shit, till now new stuff still jazzes me 'coz i'm not used to buying or being bought for stuff, it's been hand me down's after hand me down's...

I'm very spiritual, when i was a kid, i believe i used to talk to God almost everyday. I know what you're thinking, seriously, there are things i've been through that should have killed me, and yet here i am pissing off the government...

So anyway, some assholes say i converted to Islam because of this girl i met. Well, all i can diplomatically say is that, she may have played a role, but it wasn't so i could get into her pant... Seriously, who's that lame????

Anyway, she gave me a Quran one day, i felt like it was what my life was missing, and i guess as they say, the rest is history.

Guess what, a few days after i took my Shahada, she told me that Muslims who sin alot have an opportunity to redem themselves by introducing someone else to the religion, kinda like those piramid schemes! WTF!!!

Needless to say her and I didn't exactly work out. But hey, it was the perfect "divorce", i got to keep our child, Islam.

So anyway, i isn't hard to tell, i am a very troubled soul. But hey, we all have our skeletons, right?

I don't like attention, contrary to popular belief, despite being that everytime i decide to voice my opinion, people shut the fuck up! What can i say... But everyone around me has attention issues, and when i say everyone, i mean everyone! Yeah, you too!

I prefer to hang in the background and play the strings, but i do not manipulate people. See, when you take a drunk out of a bar and give him a Quran, he'll look at it, promise to read it, eventually.

I did. For a while, it did work out for me, till this girl decides to start making certain requests that when exactly against my new found lifestyle... So i can't say it's totally my fault that i backslid



Okay, i think i'm telling y'all too much...

Militant out.

The Inverse Crab Effect

Asalam aleykum, my brother and sisters.

I guess most of you have been paying attention to recent events. Apparently, our Finance Minister, Mr. Amos Kimunya, is under investigations for corruptly disposing of the Grand Regency Hotel.

Now, I was avoiding this issue because I don’t have all the facts, but, I will say this, this is the best situation to explain the inverse crab effect. This is when one person gets caught doing something, then starts dragging other people trying to save his/her own ass.

Now when Mr. Kimunya got caught with his pants down trying to make a quick buck, he started implicating other politicians, such as the Prime Minister, Mr. Raila Odinga, the Attorney General, Mr. Amos Wako and the whistle blower himself, Lands Minister James Orengo.

According to him, the named above were in full knowledge and agreement of the sale of the hotel, and therefore he did not do anything wrong, or rather if the deal was bad, it is not his fault.

In their defence, the implicated say they had nothing to do with the corrupt deal. A defence which the Prime Minister has now changed to be that he did not have enough information about the deal and had then forwarded it to the Kenya Anti Corruption Commission (KACC) chairman, Aaron Ringera.

Now is it just me, or is everyone suddenly flipping their stories? To make matters worse, the Prime Minister’s own brother is the Assistant Finance Minister. Personally, I don’t know how these little corrupt deals occur but, I think it would be hard for a whole Assistant Minister to claim not having any knowledge about it...
But then again, I was speaking to my lawyer pal, and he argues that the Finance
Minister did nothing wrong. The Government did not own the hotel, but were holding it as collateral against a loan that a Pan African Bank had borrowed but could not pay for. Therefore, the Government was justified for selling it at whatever price as long as they recovered the principal of the loan.

This whole story has become too complicated for me to follow. All I know is that these jackasses for politicians we have are only riding the Finance Minister’s ass because in this year’s budget, he introduced taxes on all politicians' salaries.
He would have had the backing of the rest of the ordinary citizens, but in addition to new taxes, he also increased the taxes on all alcohols. Personally, that’s enough reason for me to want him fired... I’m just saying...

Militant out.

Who’s To Blame?

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

Awhile ago, in class, my lecturer decided to digress a little and argue why the new dress code on campus is justified. Knowing me, militant, I have an obligation to fight the system. So he asked me if I would hire a dude in dreadlocks, I said depends on the job, if its radio, nobody gets to see your face so it wouldn’t matter and anyway, having a few nutty dreads never hurt nobody...

So the dude mentions how the dress code thing came to be. Apparently on her way home one afternoon, a student was almost raped in broad daylight. Luckily, the same lecturer rushed to her rescue. He went ahead to say, that 90% of the time, it’s the woman’s fault.

That men in certain situations are basically not to blame for what they end up doing. Well, to use this as an argument would be an insult to everyone. That would mean, that men could get away with practically anything and blame is on someone else.

Personally, I do not support this school of thought. I think we are all responsible for our own actions no matter what the situation is! The moment we start justifying our actions by the environment, will be the moment we loose our intelligence as human beings.

Militant out.

Mashinani

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

So Kelly Rowland was in the country last week. Apparently she's so hot, that she left a cocky local radio presenter, Fareed Khimani, speechless. So now thanks to just jerk off, she now thinks Kenyan men are a bunch of bitch niggas.

But that's beside the point of this post. She was in the country to promote the use of condoms to reduce the prevalence of HIV/AIDS in Africa. First of all, most people are getting infected, not because guys don't know how to use condoms...

The cheapest available, Trust costs 10 shillings, note that there are those who support their families on 100 shillings a day.

Think about it, where our bro over here lives, he can get a hoe for 20 shillings. So his daily cost of sexual gratification comes to 30 shillings a lay, not to mention some very illicit local brew he just drank, which could probably leave him blind.

Believe me with the state of poverty in the country, niggas would be buying secondhand condoms if they could.

I've personally heard stories of a dude who used the plastic wrapper from a loaf of bread (Akidah - remember it?), but i think that was just some stupid guy looking for airtime.

And anyway, we all know it feels much better without one...

But i do not condone loose fucking without a rubber, don't be stupid! There's AIDS out there...

Militant out.

The Aftermath

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

It's been a crazy couple of months. Especially for the Democrats in the States... I know, you have had enough of that bullshit. But seriously, think about it. So much shit has been thrown by supporters of both sides, that i'm afraid the Democrats no longer have the united front to beat the Republicans. I mean, for God's sake look at this photo... Do you seriously think that a person you were calling a lesbian afew months ago will be all too eager to stand by your side...

Words are like toothpaste. Once you take it out of the tube, you can't put it back.

Militant out.

"All Men Are Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others..."

Asalam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

Do you know what really pisses me off? The very nations that push for human rights globally are the same people who sit back and watch as women and children are raped and other sorts of violent acts performed to them. What about the thousands of Iraqis and Afghans who lose their lives everyday due to the West’s senseless war on ‘terror’?
Why should a super power fear a farmer from a village in Afghanistan? What weapons of mass destruction could he have? A staff?
Do they not have human rights?? Or are citizens of the third world and other nations lesser humans?
Why does the world cry when some blonde, blue eyed child suffers a grazed knee, but when some brown or black child barely living with bones sticking out of its abdomen, flies all around its mouth and a hawk waiting in the background to feast on this poor soul, why won’t you cry to that?
Instead, importance in the news is placed upon politicians indulging in obscene sexual acts, political slander being thrown from here to there, why the Prince of England chose to join the Royal Army, Paris Hilton’s sex tape!!!! My Lord, what is wrong with the world?
Militant out.

“Non cooperation with evil is a duty and British rule of India is evil.” Mahatma Gandhi