Mashinani

Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.

So Kelly Rowland was in the country last week. Apparently she's so hot, that she left a cocky local radio presenter, Fareed Khimani, speechless. So now thanks to just jerk off, she now thinks Kenyan men are a bunch of bitch niggas.

But that's beside the point of this post. She was in the country to promote the use of condoms to reduce the prevalence of HIV/AIDS in Africa. First of all, most people are getting infected, not because guys don't know how to use condoms...

The cheapest available, Trust costs 10 shillings, note that there are those who support their families on 100 shillings a day.

Think about it, where our bro over here lives, he can get a hoe for 20 shillings. So his daily cost of sexual gratification comes to 30 shillings a lay, not to mention some very illicit local brew he just drank, which could probably leave him blind.

Believe me with the state of poverty in the country, niggas would be buying secondhand condoms if they could.

I've personally heard stories of a dude who used the plastic wrapper from a loaf of bread (Akidah - remember it?), but i think that was just some stupid guy looking for airtime.

And anyway, we all know it feels much better without one...

But i do not condone loose fucking without a rubber, don't be stupid! There's AIDS out there...

Militant out.