DAMN

Asalaam aleykum my brothers and sisters.

Dudes, today i was in this really stuff Cyber Cafe trying to write a new post, but the connection was so slow. So i did what every red blooded man does, start checking out the ladies around. Note: Due to the Facebook fever going round, there are alot at these joints...

So anyway, this really beautiful looking girl walks in. Looks around, checking for an empty computer... Now believe me this is all happening in slow motion. She had on this pink low cut top and blue jeans. So then she proceeds to turn her head and flick her hair back.

Suddenly, it was like i was at a party, then the DJ trying to cut a record, scratches the Vinyl with a loud screetch! DAMN, she had some mad horse hair on her head.

Now don't get me wrong, i am not a hater, but fake hair is a no no. Now when i try to remember her pretty face, all ui can think of is a her face being the horse's ass... Talk about anti-climax!

Seriously ladies, this horse hair thing has to stop. Thousands of years from now some archeaologist will find the remains of a woman and think they had four legs and were related to donkeys, because of the horse DNA on her head!!! DAMN

Militant out.